*Patrick walks back in the house after storming out on Ellen asking for a baby*
Ellen: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Patrick: "You're asking for a baby but you're worried about looking fat in a dress? That makes no sense!"
Ellen: "so yes?"
Patrick: "No el, You look beautiful as always, anything but fat."
Ellen: *half smiles* "thanks paddy"
Jillian: *barges in and screams at the top of her lungs*
Everyone: *stops what they are doing and looks at Jillian*
Jillian: *starts playing the music to Circus by Britney Spears* "All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus! When I.."
Patrick: "What are you doing here?"
Ellen: "Ill tell you what she's not doing here, staying for more than 5 more seconds."
Patrick: "Ok El calm down."
Jillian: "Patrick don't you love me!"
Patrick: "Jillian I've only been telling you to leave me alone the past 18 years.."
Jillian: "But Patrick.. you left Grey's Anatomy to be with me and not get divorced!"
Patrick: "Worst mistake of my life. I should've let you divorce me. Then Derek would've still been living the thug life as a neurosurgeon, instead he had everyone convinced he was underground laying in a graveyard!"
Ellen: "This talk is over get her out of my house!"
Jillian: "Is she going crazy or something?"
Patrick: "No."
Ellen: "Yes."
Holden: "Damnit we're out of popcorn! Now is a good time for popcorn, this is even better than a movie!"
Ellen: "Watch your language and go to your room."
Jillian: "Oh wow he actually has a room? He's spoiled!"
Ellen: "How is that?.. actually I don't wanna know."
Patrick: "Jillian make whatever this is fast please?"
Jillian: "Or I can take things... slow" *winks*
Ellen: *kicks her ass* "HURRY UP OR GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
Jillian: "Gosh calm down Ellen. Your kids are around."
Ellen: "They're all over the age of 12."
Jillian: "Oh cool have they started drinking?"
Gabrielle: "You can drink at 12?!"
Jillian: "I think so? 1 and 2 sound like the correct numbers."
Ellen: "Try 2 and 1."
Jillian: "no no, 2 and 1 is 21 that's what those kids like to say for match problems.. what's 1+1..?"
Holden: "21!"
Jillian: "See!"
Ellen: "Holden why are you still in here?"
Holden: "Again, this is better than watching a movie!"
Ellen: "right.."
Patrick: "Jillian do you actually have a reason to be here right now? Or are you just here for the attention."
Jillian: "Patrick Im pregnant..."
Ellen: "Im jealous!"
Patrick: *looks at Ellen* "Not right now."
Jillian: "With Chris's baby."
Ellen: "Wait- I thought you guys broke up?"
Jillian: "we did. Then we got back together and boom, baby!"
Ellen: "You're so luckyyyy!" *whines*
Patrick: "Ellen."
Ellen: "sorry."
Patrick: "So why are you telling us this?"
Jillian: "Because I want you to be the god parents."
Ellen: *starts laughing*
Jillian: *looks at her with a straight face*
Ellen: "Wait what?"
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We rise together and we will not back down
FanfictionEllen and Patrick's relationship goes on a rollercoaster of emotions? What will happen? Will they stay together? Will they live? Marriage? Kids? Find out now!❤️ ~Unfinished with no plan to continue~