Jillian comes back

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*Patrick walks back in the house after storming out on Ellen asking for a baby*

Ellen: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Patrick: "You're asking for a baby but you're worried about looking fat in a dress? That makes no sense!"

Ellen: "so yes?"

Patrick: "No el, You look beautiful as always, anything but fat."

Ellen: *half smiles* "thanks paddy"

Jillian: *barges in and screams at the top of her lungs*

Everyone: *stops what they are doing and looks at Jillian*

Jillian: *starts playing the music to Circus by Britney Spears* "All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus! When I.."

Patrick: "What are you doing here?"

Ellen: "Ill tell you what she's not doing here, staying for more than 5 more seconds."

Patrick: "Ok El calm down."

Jillian: "Patrick don't you love me!"

Patrick: "Jillian I've only been telling you to leave me alone the past 18 years.."

Jillian: "But Patrick.. you left Grey's Anatomy to be with me and not get divorced!"

Patrick: "Worst mistake of my life. I should've let you divorce me. Then Derek would've still been living the thug life as a neurosurgeon, instead he had everyone convinced he was underground laying in a graveyard!"

Ellen: "This talk is over get her out of my house!"

Jillian: "Is she going crazy or something?"

Patrick: "No."

Ellen: "Yes."

Holden: "Damnit we're out of popcorn! Now is a good time for popcorn, this is even better than a movie!"

Ellen: "Watch your language and go to your room."

Jillian: "Oh wow he actually has a room? He's spoiled!"

Ellen: "How is that?.. actually I don't wanna know."

Patrick: "Jillian make whatever this is fast please?"

Jillian: "Or I can take things... slow" *winks*

Ellen: *kicks her ass* "HURRY UP OR GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

Jillian: "Gosh calm down Ellen. Your kids are around."

Ellen: "They're all over the age of 12."

Jillian: "Oh cool have they started drinking?"

Gabrielle: "You can drink at 12?!"

Jillian: "I think so? 1 and 2 sound like the correct numbers."

Ellen: "Try 2 and 1."

Jillian: "no no, 2 and 1 is 21 that's what those kids like to say for match problems.. what's 1+1..?"

Holden: "21!"

Jillian: "See!"

Ellen: "Holden why are you still in here?"

Holden: "Again, this is better than watching a movie!"

Ellen: "right.."

Patrick: "Jillian do you actually have a reason to be here right now? Or are you just here for the attention."

Jillian: "Patrick Im pregnant..."

Ellen: "Im jealous!"

Patrick: *looks at Ellen* "Not right now."

Jillian: "With Chris's baby."

Ellen: "Wait- I thought you guys broke up?"

Jillian: "we did. Then we got back together and boom, baby!"

Ellen: "You're so luckyyyy!" *whines*

Patrick: "Ellen."

Ellen: "sorry."

Patrick: "So why are you telling us this?"

Jillian: "Because I want you to be the god parents."

Ellen: *starts laughing*

Jillian: *looks at her with a straight face*

Ellen: "Wait what?"

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