You aint kissin my man

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*ding*
*Ellen is in a table read for season 33 when she hears her phone go off*

*Ellen reads the text then death stares Jessica*

"What?" *Jessica mouths to Ellen because she catches her staring* "Would you guys excuse Jessica,Camilla, and I?" *Ellen looks at everyone politely*

"Ofcourse" *Everyone nods or says yes*

*Ellen grabs Camilla and Jessica and storms into a hallway* "Milla read this and tell me my 15 year old son didn't mess up his words" *Ellen shows Camilla the text* "Jess is doing what!?" *Camilla goes wide eyed*

"What am i doing?! What am I doing!" *Jessica says confused* "Did your manager happen to call you about a new movie?" *Ellen looks at her* "Yes with Patrick Demp.." *Jessica gets cut off by Ellen*

"My husband." *Ellen looks at her with a stern look*

"Yes your husband. Not my fault but I'm sorry" *Jessica just shrugs* "Mhm. Jessica I am your bestfriend and I have been since 2009!!" *Ellen says* "Tell her girl tell her!!" *Camilla says clapping funny like*

"Why would I be ok with you and my husband playing love interests in a movie!? Be 100% honest with me, did you kiss my husband for auditions" *Ellen looks at Jessica* "I did." *Jessica says honestly*

"Mhm. Thank you. Don't move." *Calls Patrick*

*Patrick answers* "Honey can we talk about this when you get home?" *Ellen shake head* "Absolutely not because by the time I get home your producer better have called the back up actor for your role because you aren't doing it." *Ellen smiles*

"Ellen. Why can't you take Jessicas role away?" *Patrick says* "You know Patrick I would. Except Jessica is my bestfriend and she's being honest." *Ellen rolls eyes*

"Well I'm your husband and this money goes to you too." *Patrick shrugs* "I don't need your money Patrick!! I make money on my own. More than you to be exact." *Ellen says*

"Whatever. But I'm doing this movie" *he hangs up*

"BITCH!" *Ellen says putting the phone down* "El Im sorry I can quit the movie..." *Jessica says softly*

"No Jess. You deserve the movie. He doesn't." *Ellen smiles and Jessica just nods*

"Okayyy. So I'm done here?" *Camilla gives a cheesy smile before continuing* "I'm done here!" *runs back into the table read*

*Ellen texts back Holden* "What are you doing?" *Jessica says* "Having Holden call Patrick's producer because I don't have time to." *Ellen smiles*

"Ohhhh okay." *Jessica giggles*

*The text reads* "Hey Holden, your father is a huge fucking bitch. Thank you for telling me this. Can you call his producer at 615-5432-9076 (random numbers) and tell him your dad will not be doing that movie and if he has any arguments to IMMEDIATELY call me. Thank you I love you!"

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