"Are we there yet?" Goku's voice chirped behind the angel. He'd been asking that irking question a million times now.
Whis didn't even turn to address him, "No, Goku. Not even close." His stern voice caused the other to whine and mumble something inaudible.
The two were travelling in the deepest parts of space, only white surrounded them as they travelled due to Whis' shield. There wasn't a beguiling view to distract Goku with, so he remained pestering the other.
"How long til' we get there?" He whined again, "I'm so hungry," Goku clutched his rumbling stomach for dramatic effect.
Whis sighed, scrunching his face up in frustration; if Goku were to continue acting like a needy child, the angel would most definitely lose his mind - he was even tempted to throw him off and never look back. Drumming his fingers on his staff, Whis responded, "We'll be there in approximately twenty minutes and thirty six seconds."
Surprisingly, Goku didn't respond. There was no whining or complaining. Whis sighed; tranquility at last.
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Glossy, satiny, nitid: tables and floors glimmered as Vegeta scrubbed the polish on all fours. He sighed, wiping his forehead with the back of his gloved hand before dipping the cloth back into the polish.
"Having fun there?" A voice chirped, causing the Vegeta to scowl.
"What is it, fish?" Vegeta scoffed as he continued to scrub the tiles. "Is Whis back?" His frank tone queried.
The oracle fish rested its fins on the side of its bowl, "He'll be back soon," was the fish's reply whilst it watched the prince's hands polish the glossy surface.
Vegeta sat up, adjusting his pink apron before placing the used cloth adjacent to the polish. "Is that all you're here for?" He never really liked the fish, but it wasn't as irritating as Kakarot.
"Your friend might be coming,"
"Friend? As if the prince of all saiyans has time for friends." Vegeta retorted bitterly as he knew who the fish was referring to.
The oracle sighed, "You better get started on your next chore or else Whis won't train you."
Vegeta rolled his eyes, grabbing hold of the bucket. "You think I don't know that?"
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Goku squirmed, tightly crossing his legs as he whimpered. "Could ya hurry up?" His voice was strained and wobbly - this caught Whis' attention.
"What is it now, Goku?" Whis was obviously fed up. The saiyan had managed to stay mute for the majority of the ride, why would he disrupt the peace now? "We'll be there in 5 minutes."
"Could we take a bathroom stop?" Goku laughed sheepishly.
Whis glanced over his shoulder, "Absolutely not."
Goku whined; "Aw come on! I'm so desperate!" The third class tightly held his crotch in his fist, feeling his bladder close to bursting. "Do you mind if I do it out here? I mean no one will see-"
"Absolutely not!" Whis scolded, completely horrified by Goku's suggestion. "If you manage to have an accident, I'm turning us straight around-"
"But Whis!"
"We'll be there in less than a minute, Goku; control yourself, please ." The angel spat in frustration as he rubbed his temples with a free hand.
The third class could only squirm around as he clung tightly onto Whis' clothes; I don't think I can make it...
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Vegeta waited patiently on a tree stump with a landing target engraved into the wood. Adjusting his pink apron, he immediately sensed energy that caused his blood to boil - Goku was here.
Of course the idiot eventually found out that I was here! A vein almost popped out of Vegeta's forehead as he felt the clown's ki edge closer. The prince could see Goku's hideous gi in the distance, watching it grow closer by each second.
It wasn't long before they had landed directly in front of Vegeta; the angel dropped the floor gracefully whilst Goku had managed to lose his tight grip on Whis' clothes, thus leading him to flop inelegantly on his ass.
"Ow!" He winced, soothing his rear with his left hand.
"What the hell do you think you're doing here, clown?" Vegeta spat bitterly, folding his arms tightly to his chest as he glared coldly at the saiyan on the floor.
Normally, Goku would feel rather anxious whenever the prince would use that tone at him; however, Goku couldn't seem to take Vegeta seriously with his current attire. "Nice apron, 'Geta!" He teased, "Pink does suit you!" Goku couldn't contain the chuckle that escaped his mouth.
Vegeta's face flushed in embarrassment; "It's required, Kakarot!" Despite his loud yelling, Goku still burst into a fit of laughter.
Whis sighed as he stepped between the bickering pair of saiyans, "That's enough!" The angel held back a smile as he witnessed the two immediately show obedience to his words since their bickering had subsided.
"When do we begin training?" Goku chirped, pulling himself up in the process.
"We'll get onto that later; but for now, weren't you in desperate need of the restroom?"
Goku's eyes widen; "Oh, yeah!" His voice cracked as the fullness of his bladder hit him again. Scrambling, the third class made his way towards the edge of the landing target.
"You can't piss there!" Vegeta scolded, causing the other to freeze before he could even undo his sash. "Use the toilet!"
And with that, Goku rushed to find the nearest bathroom before his bladder exploded.
Am I seriously going to be stuck with him of all people for the next six months?
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FanfictionSpending time alone as he trains with Whis, the saiyan prince's idiotic rival joins him. Together, they're nothing but an over-competitive, bickering mess. But who would've thought that they'd fall for each other in the end? *ART CREDITS TO @hano ON...