𝗧𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗜𝗻 𝗦𝗮𝗶𝘆𝗮𝗻 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗲; 𝗚𝗼𝗸𝘂 𝘅 𝗩𝗲𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗮

The Saiyan Trap

"He started it!" A distinctive voice whined.

"That doesn't matter, Goku." Another voice scolded, sounding extremely aggravated.

Slowly, the darkness faded and a luminous, golden light greeted the dazed prince's eyes before dissipating. He blinked a couple of times to heighten the resolution of the blurred blue figure in front of him.

Vegeta gently sat up in order to view a concerned Whis standing in front of him, holding what he presumed to be an ice pack. Goku was standing across from him, holding ice to his abused crotch with a pout to his face.

"Fucking hell." Vegeta groaned as his head throbbed and pounded. Standing up, he managed to glare at Goku with malicious intent in which the other huffed and looked away. "Fuck you, Kakarot."

"That's what you get for hitting my balls!" Goku defended with a whine. "It really hurts!" He added more pressure onto the ice pack with his palms.

Vegeta scoffed, "And I'll do it again."

"Now that you're finally conscious, Vegeta," Whis began before their argument could escalate. "We're going to resolve this issue and make you both learn to cooperate with each other in perfect harmony."

Turning around, Vegeta looked up at Whis as he questioned, "And if we don't?"

"Then I'll destroy you." Beerus threatened through a wicked stare, causing both saiyans to tremble. "You're both lucky enough to have Whis train you. Don't make him regret it."

Both saiyans shared quick glances at each other before Goku complained, "But Vegeta is the problem!"

Whis sighed, "Goku..." He waited for the saiyan's attention before continuing, "Instead of blaming each other for whatever reason, you both need to put your differences aside and learn to get along. All of this pointless bickering is a toll on both of your training." He turned to face Lord Beerus. "Anything you might like to add, my Lord?"

Beerus tapped his chin and hummed. "Hm... where do I begin?" His nonchalant attitude quickly transitioned to vexation as he shouted, "Oh, yeah! How about you saiyans learn how to keep it down!"

Whis felt a spike in Beerus' ki. "My lord..."

Vegeta stepped forward and suggested, "Maybe Kakarot should go home since he keeps distracting me by being a complete moron." He smiled smugly as Goku was quick to defend himself.

"That's not nice, Vegeta!"

"I didn't intend to be nice, clown."

"Why are you always so pissy?!" There goes that word again from before; a word that irked Vegeta to no end.

"Because, Kakarot , you irritate me! Why are you even here anyway? It's clear that your presence isn't needed."

Ouch . That stung. "Yeah! Well..." Goku struggled to retort back to such a harsh comment. Why do you hate me so much, Vegeta? "Fuck you, Vegeta." That phrase was completely out of character for Goku - even Beerus raised a brow at the curse.

"That's enough!" Whis scolded. "You two will learn to cooperate one way or another." An idea popped into the angel's head. "Ohoho!" His signature laugh caused everyone's heads to turn and eye him suspiciously.

Sharp fingernails tapped on the oak chair's armrest. "What is it, Whis?" Beerus queried with frowning eyes.

Whis cleared his throat before answering, "Oh, it's nothing." His tone of voice heightened the destroyer's suspicions. Turning to face the two saiyans with a wild grin, Whis watched them stare at him with raised brows. He chuckled again before his staff floated above the two saiyans; it's top glowed sapphire.