Karlnapity Oneshots!

Coulrophobia (Idk what kind of chapter)

6.9k reads, noice. Uh anyway, in this oneshot, Quackity has Coulrophobia, fear of clowns, and never told his boyfriends about it and they went to a circus. Let me know if you want me to make Sapnap have any phobias. I haven't yet because I see Sapnap as a brave, strong person whose not afraid of anything, but uh, if you guys want a chapter were Sapnap has a phobia, let me know. Also I've been to a circus about a total of two times in my entire life, so bare with me lol.

I kinda creeped myself out a bit writing this chapter because I, myself, have Coulrophobia, but It's not as bad when I read/write about clowns then when I see one.

   Quackity cried a little hearing they were going to the circus. He had Coulrophobia but was too embarrassed to admit it. He just decided he was going to suck it up and go. Plus, he'd have his boyfriends close by, so he knew they'd protect him if anything happened. Quackity put on his "LAFD" beanie and and quickly wiped away his tears so his boyfriends, Karl and Sapnap, wouldn't think anything was up. "There you are Q!" Karl said with a sweet smile, immediately making Q feel a bit better. "You Okay, babe? Your eyes look red." Sapnap asked, worry present in his eyes. Quackity's heart pounded as he tried to make up an excuse. "Yeah, I'm just kinda tired from running around all day" Quackity said, hoping his lie was good enough. Thankfully, it was. "Oh, okay!" Sapnap said, giving Quackity a kiss on the forehead. 

   The three got in the car, Sapnap loved to drive, so he always did. Normally, Quackity sits in the back, but Karl let him sit in the front today. They decided they'd go to dinner first because they didn't want to fill up on sweets. They pulled into a McDonalds, ordered, ate, and left. The three were being chaotic and screamed the lyrics and to whatever song played on the radio. (Heres the part that shows I've hardly been to a circus, I'm vividly remembering a time I went a while ago lol) The three looked at the red & white tent stood before them. They also observed the various food stands that were scattered around the tent. "The circus performers  don't start until 6, which is in 30 minutes." Karl said, looking at his watch. "Why don't we grab some food while we wait?" Quackity asked, trying to forget about his dumb fear. What kind of pussy is scared of clowns? Quackity thought. He didn't understand it was a normal fear/phobia to have. "This is why I decided to marry you, Q." Sapnap started. "You're a genius." Quackity blushed at the compliment. "Am I a genius?" Karl asked, looking up at Sapnap. "Yeah, you're alright I guess." Sapnap joked. Karl scoffed and crossed his arms, pretending to be annoyed.

   "Thank you!" The three lovers said as they walked away from the slushy stand. Poor Quackity was carrying all the food. Karl and Sapnap (autocorrect keeps correcting it to salmon 💀) had handed it to him without realizing. "Oh my god Q, let me help you." Karl said, noticing Quackity's full hands. He took some things from his lovers hands, Sapnap doing the same. Soon, Quackity's hands were empty and his two lovers hands were full. "You guys took everything" Q said. "We know." Sapnap said, "we don't mind carrying it all, though." "Neither do I" Quackity said, rolling his eyes. Sapnap chuckled at his lover (PLS MY IPAD CORRECTED IT TO LIVER) and they continued walking.

   Soon after, the three were sitting in the tent. Q's heart was pounding fast as he tried not to show any signs of anxiety/worry to his boyfriends. The three saw a lot of different acts, a person keeping a steady balance on a tightrope, a girl who could magically change her outfit, and an acrobat. Then came the clowns. (Hopefully I don't scare myself writing his considering I have Coulrophobia and it's almost midnight for me) Their faces painted white with goofy smiles. Their hair sticking up from either sides of their head. The clowns were looking for a volunteer for their act. Everyone but Quackity had their hands up. A random guy in the audience named "Ahmir" got chosen. Quackity immediately curled up into a ball on the bleachers, crying. His boyfriends noticed this right away and pulled him outside. They sat him down on a bench and rubbed their thumbs on the back of his hands in an attempt to calm Quackity down. "What's wrong, babe?" Sapnap asked in a soothing tone, making Q feel better. "I- I- I-" Quackity tried to say, but he couldn't speak. "Hey, it's okay" Karl chirped in. "Here, copy my breathing." He instructed, taking slow, deep breaths. Quackity successfully followed Karl's breathing pattern. "Now, tell us what's wrong." Sapnap said. "I have Coulrophobia..." Q managed to say. "Such a stupid fucking fear, I know." He said, tears filling his eyes. "Hey, it's okay." Karl said calmly. "Its not a stupid phobia, in fact, it's pretty normal." He said, putting an arm around the smallest boy. "You should have told us sooner, baby" Sapnap said. "Then, we wouldn't have came here." "Well, I didn't want you guys to think I'm a loser." Q said in a defeated tone. "We would never think that, bubs." Karl said "We love you for you, plus, you should never ignore a phobia." Karl said. "He's right, with both those statements" Sapnap said, rubbing Quackity's thigh. "Also, just know, they clowns are only people dressed up, they won't hurt you." Karl said, reassuring Quackity. "Even if they were going to, we wouldn't let them." Sapnap said truthfully, pulling the raven-haired boy into a hug. Karl joined in the hug, agreeing with Sap. "I love you two nimrods." Quackity mumbled.

   "We love you to, Q" his two lovers replied.

   Dang I wrote this entire thing on my iPad I feel so proud-

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