Karlnapity Oneshots!

Shorty (fluff) (short, like Quackity hah)

Mkay, really quick, THIS BOOK IS NUMBER 8 IN SWF. E X C U S E M E?(by the time I'm writing this it's number 8 at least) Anyway

TW/CW: None! :)

  Karl and Sapnap loved everything about their short boyfriend. His smile, looks, personality, and the way he reacts when they call him short. He would always defended himself by saying,

"I'm average height!"

Then, after making that claim, he'd go on to get something and immediately ask for help because he can't reach it. Sapnap and Karl found that hilarious. 

"Hey babe!" Quackity beamed as he walked into the kitchen.

"Hey!" Karl said in return.

"Karl, when he said "babe" he was talking to me." Sapnap scoffed.

"What? No!" Karl replied, pretending to feel offended. "He was obviously talking to me."

"False." Sapnap snickered.

"True." Karl teased back.

"Both if you shut it, I was actually talking to myself, thank you very much." Quackity sassed.

Karl and Sapnap chuckled.

"Now, can you guys help me with something?" Quackity asked.

"Of course bubs, what is it?" Karl wondered.

"I need help reaching something." Quackity breathed. 

"Of course you do, you're short." Sapnap teased.

"I'm not short I'm-" Quackity defended.

"Average height, yeah yeah, we get it, we'll believe the lies." Karl interrupted. 

Sapnap snickered and swooped up Quackity, carrying him bridal-style. 

"You're short, but we love you." Karl said, genuine.

Quackity was a flustered mess. "You guys suck."

How is this 200+ words wtf

Sorry to end the chapter there, I'm not home right now so I don't have access to my computer, so I'm writing this on my iPad. Well, bye!