Karlnapity Oneshots!

Karlnapity as Incorrect Quotes

Hi! Omg It feels great to be back! If you wanna know what happened, I got water on my keyboard and so the keys broke, and since it was like, my 5th keyboard, I had to wait to get a new one. I finally did and can update again!

(Also I just googled incorrect quotes bc Idk what they are so I'm sorry if these aren't incorrect quotes)

(all characters are c!)

*at night*

Karl: Love you, Sapnap!

Sapnap: Love you too, Karl!

*silence*

Sapnap: We both love you as well, Quackity

Quackity: Thanks, I was feeling left out

Quackity: My fiance's are too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

George: Punch them in the stomach,  and when they double over in pain, kiss them.

Dream: tackle them.

Skeppy: Dump them.

Wilbur: Kick them in the shin.

Karl & Sapnap: NO TO ALL OF THOSE, JUST ASK US TO LEAN DOWN-

Quackity: Hi welcome to Applebee's, would you like apples or bees?

Bbh: Uh... b-bees?

Quackity: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES.

Bbh: w-wait-

Skeppy: *walks in with a jar of bees*

Bbh: WAIT-

Dream: Why are you smiling?

Quackity: What? Can't I just be happy?

Karl: Sapnap tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Sapnap: I am the most responsible person in the group

Karl: But you just set the kitchen on fire?

Sapnap: And I take full responsibility for that.

Karl: Sapnap isn't going to be the problem this year.

Quackity: When are you going to get it? Sapnap is ALWAYS the problem.

Ik this is kinda short but I just wanted to post again :)