~Hes WHAT~

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by Cig_and_Roses

by Cig_and_Roses

In this au Bad can get pregnant since hes a succubus. (Also in my au hes a Incubus)

•Techno•
Today is the day where Bad and I tell the smp hes.... pregnant. I didn't know demoms can get pregnant so at first when he told me I was in pure shock. "Come one Bad its not that big of a deal." Ah I fucked up. Yup big time. Wait for it. "Not that big of a deal.". I see him appear in front of my eyes.
Shit.
"NOT A BIG DEAL TECHNOBLADE. I HAVE SUFFERED 9MONTHS. YOU TRY CARING THIS KID. NOW I HAVE TO TELL THE SMP ABOUT IT SO NOTHING BAD WOULD HAPPEN TO MY KID".I kinda blocked out the rest, its kinda hard to take him seriously when he walks around like a penguin. "Im sorry Bad, I didnt mean it like that". I look down to see him crying, wait "Bad why are you crying". "I-Im so-sorry techy I didn't m-mean to yell.". I hugged him an took him to bed so he can rest and not be stressed.

•3rd person•

Bad and techno finally told everyone, to meet in the center of L'manburg.
It took a couple of hourse for everyone but they finanlly made it to the front of the church.
"Everyone, As you know Bad and I have been married for 2 years. Umm....Bad is pregnant".

"HELL YEAA". Sapnap being the first to congratulate them. Others started flooding to them, telling them how happy they were for them." Dang Bad getting busy up in that house" "S-Skeppy".

/Time skip to babys birth/

•Techno•
"What if something happened Phil, thats it im going in". I didnt even get up before Dadza grabbed my arm. " You go in there its going to be like last time". Oh yea, Bad had a huge mood swing and started cussing everyone out in the room, even the poor nurse.
"Ill go in'. Philza was the only one that didnt get cussed out. Instead Bad was tell Philza how much he loved Phil.
/Time skip again/

• Tommy•

Its been about 2 days since the little demon was born. Im not gonna lie hes cute, but Ill never admit it."Hey techno". I was with techno, tubbo, and Sapnap buying baby clothes. "What tommy"." Remenber when you cried cause the baby turned his head to look over at you". I knew I was gonna die but making fun of techno was the best. "Imma kill you, now hurry up guys".

• 3rd person•

The boys returned home. Philza making dinner while Bad took care of their son. Wilbur helped come up with baby names, Ambrose Blade. They stuck with Ambrose bacuse it means Immortal one. "Hey love". Techno gave Bad a kiss on the head and on Ambrose.
"Did you get the clothes". "Yea". Bad handed techno the baby So he can go through the clothes. "Hey who bought a lot of bee clothes". Everyone turned their head to tubbo who silently rose his hand. " I figured". Their was a silence before both Bad and philza turned around to tommy. " You got my child a shirt that says 'Subscribe to tommyint' ". Evryone laughed as Phil said its time to eat. They talked about many thing and tommy making jokes about techno and Bad sleeping with eachother. " Well tommy what did you expect me and Bad to do, talk about the weather ever night". Everyone was happy. Ranboo came over to look at the baby. It was cute to see Ranboo holding the baby, every time he would make an enderman sound the baby would laugh.

/Time skip/
•Bad•
" I love you techno. Im so happy that we are married".
I snuggled myself into his chest. Letting my eyes shut close.
"I love you too Bad". It was nice and quiet.
Till the baby started crying.
"Ill be back". Techno got up and went to the room, bringing Ambrose with him.
"I love you both". And with that my tail curled around Ambrose proceting him. As the dark takes all 3 of us to sleep.

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Just thinking about technoblade cuddling with his baby makes me wanna cry and then Ranboo talking to baby making happy ender noise while wagging his tail. ♡\\\\\♡. Also sorry for misspells.