Paramnesia H.S.

Authors Note (please read to the end)

HI HI

(oops)

hey guys my name is mackie but i also go by kenB....

a bit about myself

but not too much because im plainer than a saltine cracker without the salt

ahahahah

anyways

um

so i live in minnestoa *cries*

its like always cold here but its ok because i legit pass out in the heat *peace sign emoji*

"mackie why don't you just use the actual emoji?"

"because i have issues idk"

anyways

my favorite thing is to put ™ at ™ the ™ end ™ of ™ absolutely ™ everything ™

my favorite food is chipotle burritos and chocolate chip eggo waffles

im 17 and still dont have my drivers license *starts screaming the words to drivers license*

oh uh and i still dont have a job soooo (bye i wrote this like two months ago and it's still true)

i have four siblings and a dog i love with my whole heart (not the siblings but the pog dog)

i tried inserting a photo but it wouldn't work and i'm too lazy to find a different one but you'll prolly see him soon anyways

"mackie when are we gonna get to the story"

"idek man when i'm not to anxious to post it ig" *sad boi emoji*

some things i love other than the boys of course are... criminal minds, coffee, eating, marvel, james buchanin barnes, the maze runner, peeta mellark, sleeping, crying at 3AM to fanfics, justin foley, music, billie eilish, the song 'freaking out on the interstate', stall h and abby, my doggo, sports, yelling at bad drivers, having mental breakdowns over small things, laying in the rain, making up stupid spotify playlist names, cooking, baking, thomas brodie sangster, reading, spending money that i dont have, hating on c*ndace ow*ns, not going to therapy, disappointing my parents :), james and alyssa, CHARLES MY ONE TRUE BAE BESTIE <3 :)

yeah thats all i can think of

im straight but i also hate men so thats fun

i would drop my spotify but i also dont want to get ROASTED

"mackie you're lame"

"OOHHHH TELL ME SOMETHING I DONT ALREADY KNOW"

if youre ever in minnesota hit me up so we can hang lol

also i have like two friends because i guess i judge people???

i dont like hugs unless its harry styles or my mommy

i feel like the word mommy has been so sexualized but whatever

sometimes i feel like im fat but then remember im a bad bitch and stream only angel.

"mackie show a pic of yourself"

"ok"