Chapter 11: The wedding day

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A/N: So this book will probably have 2 more chapters to go but I would like to thank everyone reading this and supporting this story

Liebe: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GUM GUM PISTOL FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!

Asta: What are you watching?

Liebe: Oh nothing.

Asta: Pirates?

Liebe: -turns off the tv- 

Asta: Are you cheating on black clover?

Liebe: SHUT UP IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!!! 

Asta: Whatever, so my wedding is in two days.

Liebe: I'M INVITED RIGHT!!!!!!!!!?

Asta: No.

Liebe: YOU IDIOT I'M YOUR BROTHER!!!!!!!!!

Asta: I really don't want to invite you.

Liebe: I'LL TELL NOELLE THAT YOU TALKED TO ANOTHER GIRL!!!!!!!!!

Asta: What's your point?

Liebe: SHE'LL FIND OUT THAT YOUR CHEATING AND DUMP YOU!!!!!!!!!

Asta: HOW'S TALKING TO OBSESSED FAN CHEATING!!!!!!!!!

Liebe: Nevermind. BUT PLEASE MY ASTA INVITE ME TO YOUR WEDDING!!!!!!!

Asta: -yawns- I'm going to bed.

Liebe: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asta: Goodnight.

Liebe: SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asta: FINE FINE STOP SHOUTING!!!!!!

Liebe: Not like you were shouting in the beginning.

Asta: WHAT WAS THAT?!!!

Liebe: Oh I didn't say anything. 

Asta: Alright goodnight.

Liebe: Don't let the devils bite.

Asta: Yeah. -closes the door- -opens the door- WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 days later.........

Liebe: Alright my guy when the guy says kiss make sure you-

Asta: Shut up.

Liebe: HEY I SEARCHED UP ALL NIGHT HOW TO KISS A GIRL RIGHT!!!!!! 

Asta: I know how to kiss a girl.

Liebe: Have you kissed a girl before.

Asta: Yes.

Liebe: BUT YOU'VE ONLY KISSED A GIRL ONCE YOU'RE NOT EXPERIENCED!!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU KNOW WHEN THE GIRL WANTS TO MAKE OUT!!!!!!!!!

Asta: Why are you talking to me like I'm a virgin.

Liebe: CAUSE YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!

Asta: Oh yeah you weren't there.

Liebe: There for what?

Asta: Don't worry your ass off.

Liebe: WHAT DID YOU CHEAT ON NOELLE!!!!!!!!?

Asta: HOW DO YOU THINK WE HAVE A DAUGHTER?!!!

Liebe: Oh............2+2=4...................................okay enjoy your wedding.

Later at the wedding

Liebe: -yawn- When will it be over?

Asta: Alright I have to go.

Liebe: Make sure you kiss her right.

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