Chapter 8: Pregnancy news

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Liebe: I'm telling you your girlfriend is pregnant!

Asta: And I'm telling you she's not!

Liebe: Then why don't you ask her.

Asta: Why would I ask her.

Liebe: ARE YOU DUMB!!!!!!!!??

Asta: -sigh- 

Liebe: You know what go talk to Yuno or something.

Asta: Fine.

5 minutes later

Asta: So he says my girlfriend is pregnant.

Liebe: She is she's acting so weird.

Asta: Nobody asked you!!

Yuno: You know you two don't act like brothers.

Asta: He's not my brother.

Liebe: Hey you, your mom adopted me.

Asta: And why are you in your chibi form?

Liebe: It may not look like it but being in chibi form actually is pretty good. All the girls call you cute...

Asta: No one's gonna call a devil cute!!!

Liebe: SHUT UP!!!!!

Yuno: Anyways just ask her.

Liebe: That's what I said!!

Asta: Fine I'll ask her.

Liebe: Hey how come you listen to him but you don't listen to me?

Asta: Cause no one's gonna take a chibi Libe seriously!! -laughs-

Liebe: Someday Asta someday.

Later

Asta: So Libe wants to know if you're pregnant.

Liebe; NOT ME IDIOT!!!!!!!!!! 

Noelle: N-No of course not why?

Asta: -whispers- See I told you.

Liebe: She's lying dumbass.

Noelle: I can hear you two.

Asta: Noelle tell me the truth.

Noelle: No i'm serious........okay I'm pregnant.

Liebe: I told you I told you I'm gonna be an uncle.

Asta: Shut up. -punches him- Anyways why didn't you tell me?

Liebe: HEY ASTA THAT WAS MEAN I'M GONNA TELL YOUR MOM!!!!!!

Asta: She's dead. Anyway why didn't you tell me?

Noelle: Because I thought since we we're to young you'd get mad at me and leave me.

Liebe: Yeah he'd do that.

Asta: STOP TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!! -punches him- But I would never dump you.

Noelle: Really?

Asta: Yeah.

Liebe: So I'm gonna be an uncle!!!!

Asta: Well the baby's definitely gonna be scared of you.

Liebe: Why?

Asta: You're a devil idiot.

Liebe: That doesn't change the fact that he's my nephew.

Asta: Wait you idiot we don't know the gender.

Liebe: Then I bet that it's gonna be a boy!!

Asta: I bet it's gonna be a girl!!

Noelle: Honestly.

Asta: SHUT UP!!!!! -punches him-

Liebe: You've been doing that for five straight minutes. -punches him-

Asta: -punches him-

Noelle: Stop it already. -punches both of them-

To be continued

So sorry for not updating for a while I had to get brainstorm a little

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