Me: So, at the end, I'll show a pic I unfortunately found on Pinterest-
Chuuya: Sadly, it contains me-
Ango: And me ;-;
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Me: It's just literally Chuuya-
Dazai: Bitch, that's more than just a CHUUYA-
Dazai: He's my loyal puppy- U-U
Chuuya: Why the fuck am I straitening me hair-
Me: And how are you not getting burned-
Me: I once had my hair straightened & I had short hair...
Me: Surprised I still have ears, they might as well have burned off- ;-;
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Me: Hey, Dazai, if Chuuya was your pet, what would you do to him?
Dazai: Punish him, 24/7~
Chuuya: WHAT-
Dazai: Yeah....
Dazai: By hugging you & never letting you leave.
Chuuya: ...
Chuuya: Why do I feel threatened-
Me: HE MOANED-
Dazai: While he was impersonating me-
Chuuya: Wtf voice actor-
Me: I mean, almost every character has made a weird or inappropriate sound/comment-
Me: Besides Gin, she cute af-
Gin: /////
Higuchi: *Hugs Gin very protectively*
Akutagawa: *Yeets Gin away from the Gucci cause he can't afford that-*
Gin: *Depression-*
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Me: CHUUYA WITH A CHILD IS SO CUTE-
Dazai: But weird since he likes being threatening to everything else but kids-
Q: I'm not annoying-
Elise: Or stupid-
Kyouka: Or suicidal-
Chuuya: ...
CHuuya: And they're definitely not you-
Dazai: Of course, I'm more powerful-
Fyodor: *BITCH I'M RIGHT HERE-*
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Me: I don't know why, but it pains me to see Chuuya hurt-
Dazai: WTF ARE THERE SO MANY BLADES IN HIS SKIN, DIGGING INTO BONES & VEINS THAT HOLD BLOOD WHICH THE LOSS OF TOO MUCH WOULD KILL HIM. MY PUPPY NEVER DESERVES ANYTHING OF THIS SORT. HE'S A GOOD BOY. A LOYAL BOY. WHY MUST HE FEEL PAIN-
Me: Why must you leave the Mafia & MAKE HIM FEEL PAIN-
Dazai: ...
Dazai; You had to go there-
Me: Yes-
Akutagawa: You made my mom cry-
Chuuya: DOOZIE LEFT ME-
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Me: LOOK HOW CUTE THIS IS-
Dazai: Why am I the smol one-
Chuuya: *I WANNA SQUISH HIM-*
Chuuya: This is stupid-
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Dazai: *Petting Chuuya*
Chuuya: ....
Chuuya: Stop.....
Dazai: Not what you said last night-
Atsushi: ///// WHAT-
Dazai: ....
Dazai: When I also pet him.....
Akutagawa: Don't confuse my Jinko *Protective hug*
Dazai: BITCH THAT'S MY SON-
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Dazai: ....
Ango: Dazai, chill-
Chuuya: Wait, why is there the Soukoku chocolate-
Dazai: THAT'S OUR THING-
(Reference to canon art of Soukoku advertising Dars Bars....)
Ango: And I don't even like Chuuya...
Ango: He's a bit..... excessively violent... & a bit rude....
Chuuya: Shut you STUPID ASS UP OKAY MISTER GLASSES MAN-
