Me: Cause this entire book is gay-
Chuuya: You fucking molester-
Dazai: That's mean ;-;
Dazai: Don't you love me...? *Sad*
Chuuya: No.
Dazai: Heartless monster ;-;
Chuuya: I will corruption you if you call me a monster again.
Dazai: ...
Dazai: Monster.
Chuuya: YOU- OH GRANTORS OF DARK FUCKING DISGRACE, I WILL FUCK YOU UP-
Dazai: HOLY SHIT-
(Read from Right to Left)
Akutagawa: I am stronger than Jinko.
Atsushi: Stop calling me that ;-; Please
Akutagawa: Never.
Dazai: I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, YOU DOMINATED THE CHILD-
Akutagawa: YOU ARE-
Dazai: YES-
Akutagawa: *Faints*
Chuuya: DoN'T yOu fUcKinG DiE ON mE YoU PiEcE of LiteRAL SHit, I tRuSteD YoU-
Me: BUT THEY'RE INNOCENT-
Dazai: IS THAT A FUCKING FISH PLUSH-
Chuuya: I never even knew I had a plush-
Dazai: ASDFGHJK- THE INNOCENCE-
Chuuya: What's with all this "Double Black" stuff?
Me: Dunno, but I like it UwU
Dazai: We so badass~ UvU
Chuuya: No, I'm goodass U-U
Dazai: You aren't wrong~
Dazai: *Waiting for Chuuya's donkey*
Chuuya: ...
Chuuya: What?
Dazai: OH THANK GOD THAT FUCKING DONKEY IS GONE, ACTUALLY WHERE IS IT- Did it die?-
Chuuya: *Petting donkey*
Dazai: GODDAMMIT-
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