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Soukoku Meets Human Arahabaki

How I think human Arahabaki would look like - 

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Chuuya: So you wanted me to meet someone...?

Me: OwO Yeh.

Chuuya: Well... where are they?

Me: *Points to box* There.

Chuuya: Um...

Dazai: Don't trust it, the box could have rabies-

Chuuya: Huh-

Arahabaki: Bitch, I'm a god-

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Chuuya: Why is he here?!

Me: Dunno.

Chuuya: You gotta' stop with the blunt answers.

Me: Sure.

Chuuya: Thanks.

Dazai: Still, don't trust it-

Arahabaki: *Angry demon sounds*

Dazai: THAT'S NOT A GOD, IT"S A DOG-

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Me: So this is Arahabaki, the guy in your body Chew Toy.

Dazai: Ma'am, sorry to spoil it to you but I am the only man going inside Chibi.

Chuuya: SHUT THE FUCK UP- *Smack*

Arahabaki: This is why I hate this bitch.

Dazai: Did you just call me a bitch?

Arahabaki: Didn't you call me a dog?

Dazai: Well, I'm better than you, so I can. U-U

Arahabaki: Who's the god here?

Dazai: Me, I'm perfect U-U

Arahabaki: Not all gods are perfect, look at this cute shortie-

Dazai: BACK OFF. *Hugging Chuuya*

Chuuya: *Confusion*

Arahabaki: Wow, confusing your own boyfriend, great.

Dazai: Lady, I do not like this punk. He's trying me.

Me: I have a name ;-;

Dazai: You never told us what it was-

Me: SHUSH, I NEVER WILL ANYWAY- (Man, I hate promises-)

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Chuuya: You were bored weren't you?

Me: -w- Yeah ;-;

Dazai: NEXT TIME DO SOMETHING BETTER THAN THIS MOTHER FUCKING BASTARD-LY PIECE OF SHIT, OKAY!?

Chuuya: *Hugs Dazai* Mackerel, calm down-

Chuuya: Geez, you like angering the calmest man alive-