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Me: Okay, I looked at stuff where only boys/girls would understand vines/sh!t.

Me: And then, I saw the thing where girls don't know what the gulag is.

Me: And I don't want any lover or friend who has the answer the gulag is from Call of Duty, when I ask what the gulag is.

Me: I want you to fucking say the GULAG was a government controlled agency in the Soviet network of labor camps. I want you to fucking know it was set in Moscow, Russia, you fucking peasant-

Chuuya: Child, I know you wanna learn about Nikolai & Fyodor, but you don't have to go that deep-

Me: ALSO, my family went to BJs & found "The Great Gatsby" by Fitsgerald, a book by H. P. Lovecraft, Mark Twain, & I think another author I don't remember the name of-

Dazai: But somehow, found nothing about Poe.

Poe: ;-;

Ranpo: Poe is a real POEt-

Poe: ... ;-;

Fukuzawa: Don't make fun of my son-in-law, I wanna be a grandfather-

Dazai: Don't worry, the Sushi will make you proud-

Akutagawa: I'm top-

Atsushi: DAZAI-

Dazai: I can't, since Odasaku's my dad-

Chuuya: Practically, no one has an actual biological father-

Me: Besides me-

Chuuya: WELL, CONGRATS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, YAY-

Dazai: HE MUST BE PROUD YOU'RE TORTURING US FOR HUMOUR, YOU FUCKING CHILD SADIST-

Me: Stop bullying me-