1. Give him the silent treatment and get the whole class to do it with you. When you're doing this text each other and give the band teacher a death stare.
2. Chomp your gum really loudly and when he asks you to spit it out pretend you spit it out. Repeat.
3. Do the complete opposite of what he says.
4. Instead of playing your music, play the wrong notes very loudly.
5. Play in the wrong key signature, ALWAYS!
6. Sit in a different seating arrangement then given.
7. Be late to class. If needed stand outside band door until bell rings or forced too.
8. Repeatedly hit yourself in the forehead till he asks you if you have problems.
9. Get a group to go up to the front and get tissues. Call your self the "snottys"
10. Constantly ask him how to "play" the same note over and over.
