1. Tell him you can't play because your feet hurt.
2. Tell him you don't have your contacts in when you really do.
3. Have a competition with friends to see who can get kicked out first.
4. Complain how it is always cold in there.
5. Ask him about his wife and how they met.
6. Ask him how he has a wife.
7. Ask him about his kids...if he has any.
8. Take off your shoes during class....make sure your feet smell.
9. Annoy his "princess" a.k.a his favorite student.
10. When he tells you to do something say " don't tell me what to do"
