1. Start singing along to the song.
2. Ask him person questions.
3. Constantly ask for boxes of tissues because he is always out.
4. When he reaches his hand out to shut you up, give him a high five.
5. Sit backwards in you chair the whole class and ignore him.
6. Every time you get in trouble, pretend like he's not talking to you.
7. Say your name is "Betty Crocker", "Beethoven" or some band director or famous person.
8. Tell him he is under arrest and he cannot teach band class.
9. Ask him If band is a certified class.
10. Call him mrs instead or mr till he notices and vise-versa.
