1. Tell him your dad is a cop and he will come take him away.
2. Go into his office and jump on the couch.
3. Ask him why he picks crappy music.
4. Run into the room yelling and screaming.
5. Leave to get a drink and pretend you got locked out.
6. Ask him if you can play with his hair.
7. Ask if you can go to the bathroom right after you get back.
8. Ask if you can edit the rules.
9. Put a sign in the room that says this is not a dictatorship.
10. Ask to sit by your friends in a different row.
