1. Instead of playing your music...belch it.
2. Say you forgot your reed, but just keep it in your case.
3. Play the imaginary trumpet when you aren't supposed to.
4. Scream in frustration at him.
5. Ask him if the student teacher and him could switch spots every 10 minutes.
6. Whisper "I love you" to your instrument and when he asks you say you and your instrument are in a relationship.
7. Tell him you love him. Then say it's Opposite Day.
8. Start singing happy birthday to him randomly. Get the class to join in.
9. Tell him that the Flordia Seminoles suck and go on about them.
10. Complain how he is always standing at his conductors stand and never at the percussion section.
