1. Ask to go get a drink. When you get back ask to go to the bathroom because the water made you have to pee.
2. Follow his directing stick with your head and eyes and when asks why you are doing that say it hypnotized you.
3. If your a saxophone player replace your reed with a sucker and attach your ligature back on to hold the sucker and eat them the whole band class.
4. Hide his directing stick.
5. Bring water to class and put kool-aide packets in it.
6. When your the first one to get in the band room, be the last to get your instrument out.
7. When he yells at you tell him it's all his fault and that you aren't sorry.
8. Go to the bathroom and take a long time and when he asks you were you've been say you gotta do when you gotta do-do!
9. Ask him about his personal life.
10. Have a competitions with your friends to see how many sticky notes you can get on his office door without him noticing.
