roommates | namjin

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Namu: hey

Namu: i'm back

Jiminie: are you okay now

Jiminie: i'm sorry if we said something we shouldn't have apparently we don't know our boundaries/srs

Kookoo: yeah that 🧍

Namu: lmao no it's good

Namu: i wanna tell you guys about everything just not right not becuase im not ready to

Hoebi: yeah ofc we get that some things gotta be private for a bit before you tell all of us and that

Namu: yeah thanks for understanding

Jinie: yeah yall should learn your bounderies

Yoongles: pls jin broke up with his bf and now he's acting like he's a child of god

Jinie: maybe i am

Taehyungie: until some karen ass comes alone and drowns u in holy water for liking men

Jiminie: thought you where gonna say for liking it up the ass then😫✋

Taehyungie: i would

Taehyungie: but some straight men like that too so yk

Kookoo: free dick innit

Taehyungie: koo bby a dildo or strap on is vv different then a actual dick

Kookoo: only cos you can get a rainbow strap one

Kookoo: 4 the gays only 🥶

Hoebi: what kinda of the boys shit is that

Kookoo:

Jiminie: kinda swaggy

Jinie: koo trying to be a whole ass het man

Kookoo: if i get straight privilege then sure

Taehyungie: damn you're breaking up with me 😢

Kookoo: NO I WOULD NEVER BE STRAIGHT J LOVE YOU SO MUCH EVEN IF I WAS I WOULD BE GAY FOR YOU BBY

Yoongles: well then

Taehyungie: <3

Hoebi: but like fr i wish everyone could have the same privilege as straight people

Hoebi: like even tho i'm bi i'm in a relationship with two men so any straight privilege i had went out the window

Jiminie: 🥰

Yoongles: 🤠👍

Namu: what's straight privilege

Kookoo: girl-

Namu: no like i get that straight people are treated better but like

Namu: i dont know cos i've never been in a proper relationship

Yoongles: ohhhh

Yoongles: it's like het couples can do pda without having the possibility of getting hate crimed

Namu: ohhhhh

Namu: that's makes sense

Kookoo: yes

Kookoo: like you notice how the schools split into two

Namu: oh yeah all the straight people stay in the west wing of the dorm and east wing is for anyone who isn't cis het

Namu: well for hanging out

Namu: you can't really switch from what the school gives you

Yoongles: yeah

Yoongles: it's mainly just the homophobes

Yoongles: like hyuna and dawn come over here a lot

Jinie: pls i love them

Taehyungie: yeah and some other hets like eunwoo jisoo and jungwoo

Namu: oh yeah they're cool

Hoebi: yes they are the tokens on thin ice

Kookoo: 🧍

Taehyungie: @namu i would be carful if i was you

Namu: wdym

Taehyungie: i just went to costa and kelvin was there and he was talking about the break up and shit

Hoebi: they broke up?

Hoebi: people talk i don't think namjoon should be scared

Hoebi: half the people knew kelvin is an ass

Kookoo: yeah half

Kookoo: so the other half didn't

Namu: he did say if i did anything he would get his gang on me or smt in like my first week here

Namu: but i just thought that was him trying to be the 'alpha male' but he was pussy out if breathed on him

Kookoo: BYE

Kookoo: NAMJOON I LOVE YOUR LOGIC

Namu: 🥰‼️

Taehyungie: yeah that's probably true

Taehyungie: but just be careful

Jiminie: yeah remember what he did to jin and that

Yoongles: i mean jin was manipulatived

jinie: harsh but true

Yoongles: and namjoon is buff and could probably knock him out if he flicked him

Namu: thanks(?)

Namu: i doubt any of this would happen

Namu: but i'll be careful

Kookoo: you should carry poison then you could kill him

Namu: i'm definitely not doing that

Kookoo: your loss i guess 🤨

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psa if your straight and you go 'sorry im straight🥺' literally go away you can kiss your bf/gf without getting shanked sigh