let's fall inlove for the night, chris evans

19. groupchat

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
( mommy, hollywood, andrew <3, milo,
cash, travis, wade, leo, alex, emilio )

MOMMY
attendance for andrews
graduation?

ANDREW <3
who's wives and kids
are coming

WADE
why does drew get a heart on his
name

TRAVIS
yeah this kinda seems like
favoritism

HOLLYWOOD
LEAVE ANDREW ALONE

ALEX
look who's back from the dead

hollywood changed 'alex's name to 'failed abortion' !

EMILIO
mom asked one simple question

MOMMY
right
and where's my answers

FAILED ABORTION
ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT
MY NAME BEING CHANGED ??

CASH
from where we stand right now,
looks like everyone and
their partners are coming

FAILED ABORTION
guess not 🤕

HOLLYWOOD
not i

FAILED ABORTION
YOU LEFT THAT SON OF A BITCH ?

WADE
ouch

ANDREW <3
thank god i thought i was gonna have
to deal w him for another holiday

HOLLYWOOD
i ......

MILO
lord have mercy
FUCKIN FINALLY

CASH
FUCK

LEO
pay up cash
huh, that's ironic
your name is cash but you keep
losing it

EMILIO
im fucking hyperventilating

HOLLYWOOD
CASH AND LEO WHAT THE FUCK

MOMMY
i mean...

HOLLYWOOD
MA ??

TRAVIS
dev ... c'mon

HOLLYWOOD
travis shut up
no room to speak

TRAVIS
I SAID TWO FUCKING WORDS.
MOM ??

MOMMY
i don't care what you say
just don't cuss

LEO
why you always searching for mom
for back up

WADE
little bitch

TRAVIS
youre just mad i'm the favorite

HOLLYWOOD
trav u are so far away from the truth
andrew is the favorite

ANDREW <3
speaking on andrew
i still need the attendance

WADE
me plus wife and kids

MILO
i second that

EMILIO
third that

CASH
me plus 2

HOLLYWOOD
CASH I SWEAR TO GOD IF
I FIND ANOTHER GIRL IN MY
BED IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU

CASH
damn you seem uptight
when's the last time you ...
cus shit ..

MOMMY
albert wang ....

HOLLYWOOD
laughing

LEO
wow

EMILIO
government named

CASH
uh shorten that list down to one
sorry mommy

MOMMY
thought so
devon
are you sure you aren't bringing
beau

LEO
no she's good

HOLLYWOOD
leo
shut the fuck up

MOMMY
LANGUAGE god damnit

HOLLYWOOD
sorry
yeah he's not coming
we're over, for real

EMILIO
lord i thank you on this day

FAILED ABORTION
ik i shouldn't be this glad but
i am

CASH
i have no shame
i'm GLAD HES GONE

TRAVIS
i hate being related to all of you

MILO
so how'd you do it

HOLLYWOOD
i broke his nose

MOMMY
that's my girl

CASH
wow
didn't know you had it in you

FAILED ABORTION
please, i gave her tips on her first fight
in high school ofc she knows

HOLLYWOOD
yeah alex don't hype yourself up
i never took the advice

EMILIO
she took mine thank you very much

HOLLYWOOD
out of all of the fights i go into
in high school .... i took no ones
advice

FAILED ABORTION
who kicked the other one of the bed
so hard in middle school they had to get
staples on their head

LEO
you were literally 10 it doesn't count

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