A Deal With A Super Sadist ft. Ninja with Hemorroids

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Leader has joined the chat
Kagura's Bae has joined the chat
Kagura's bae changed his nickname to Super Sadistic Sougo 13

Leader: Yo, that nickname is too long-

Super Sadistic Sougo 13: Doesn't matter, I can do whatever I want. Besides, Author-sama told me I can get more screen time in the future

Super Sadistic Sougo 13: Also, about the S Merch...

Leader: Hey, you made a deal between Author-sama, not me!

Super Sadistic Sougo 13: What goes from Author-sama goes to you, (Y/N)-nii

Super Sadistic Sougo 13: Now the S Merch or be an M as a punishment.

Leader: Um...

Leader: I don't have it...

Leader: BUT GIVE ME 3 HOURS, AND I CAN GET ANY S MERCH YOU WANT :'(

Super Sadistic Sougo 13:...

Super Sadistic Sougo 13: Fine. As long as you get the S merch that I want.

Super Sadistic Sougo 13: Your time starts now.

Leader: What's your favorite S merch?

Super Sadistic Sougo 13 has left the chat

Leader: SOUGO DONT LEAVE ME ON RED!

Leader has left the chat

You panicked as you took your coat off the rack and ran on the nearest store available. You knew what would happen if Sougo's wish will not be granted, as said by Hijikata himself. And no, you're still angry at the vice chief.

While looking inside the store, you spotted a single JUMP book lying around the empty shelf. Of course, you ran and grabbed it, but another hand grabbed the other side.

"Excuse me, but I laid my hand on it first."

You said as you felt a tick in your forehead.

"No, I was the first one."

The man said as you also felt a tick in the man's forehead.

"No, I only have 3 hours left, Zenzou! I'll die if I don't get what the guy wants! And I need entertainment will finding one!"

"You only have 3 hours left, (L/N). You don't have much time to read and enjoy it."

"Zenzou, I'll give you this JUMP if you help me find the nearest store with S merch on it!"

"..."

Zenzou looked away as you waited for a response from the man. Zenzou sighed before replying.

"Fine, But it's mine if we find that merch you're gettin', alright? I've been looking for this week's issues on 30 different stores and they all sold out. Make sure to not scam me."

"Y-Yes, of course! I'll just buy it and we're off, alright?"

Zenzou nodded as you took the JUMP and payed it to the cashier. The two went outside, the (H/C)-haired girl holding a plastic bag with the JUMP inside.

"So, where do you wanna look first-"

Zenzou immediately hold you by the waist as you quickly hugged the plastic bag as Zenzou leaped on to a building. He slowly placed you down as he squatted and looked around.

"Why d'ya wanna get such merch anyways? Do you wanna be like Sarutobi or something? Wait no, Sarutobi's a masochist and you're looking for S merch..."

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 12, 2021 ⏰

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