Talking With The Yorozuya (Gone Wrong)

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(Y/N) has entered the chat
Gintoki has entered the chat
Kagura has entered the chat
Shinpachi has entered the chat
Otae has entered the chat
Kyuubei has entered the chat
Kondo has entered the chat

(Y/N) : I'm the admin here so I'm  changing all your nicknames-

Shinpachi : (Y/N)-chan no-

(Y/N) changed Gintoki's nickname into Perm Hair
(Y/N) changed Kagura's nickname into China Girl
(Y/N) changed Shinpachi's nickname into Four Eyes
(Y/N) changed Otae's nickname into Gorilla No. 1
(Y/N) changed Kondo's nickname into Gorilla No. 2
Gorilla No. 1 changed (Y/N) 's nickname into StupidDumbBitch

StupidDumbBitch: Yo, how did you change my nickname-

Four Eyes: Everyone can, you know. Why is my nickname Four Eyes-

Perm Hair: Patsuan, I thought you weren't added. And also, why is one eye' s the only one who hadn't got their nickname changed-

DumbStupidBitch: Because Kyuu-chan's a good bae unlike you, Perm Hair.

Kyuubei: I appreciate your love for me, (Y/N) - dono.

DumbStupidBitch: No probs, monkee bae 😘

Gorilla No. 1: Change my nickname (N/N)-chan or I make sure you won't have any complete bones tonight 😊

DumbStupidBitch: You can change it yourself, you know. But sure since I don't want to be an incomplete boned person-

Gorilla No. 2: I'll change it for you Otae-san!

DumbStupidBitch changed Gorilla No. 1's nickname into Otae
Gorilla No. 2 changed Otae's nickname into Mrs. Kondo

DumbStupidBitch: Bruh no...

Perm Hair: Bruh no...

China Girl: Bruh no...

Four Eyes: Bruh no...

Kyuubei: Bruh no...

DumbStupidBitch: Yo, change it-

Gorilla No. 2: No way-

Otae left the Chat
Gorilla No. 2 left the Chat

China Girl: Where did Gorilla sister go-

Four Eyes: My sister went outside. But why did Kondo-san left too?

DumbStupidBitch: You know, whenever Otae-san go, that police gorilla's there too.

Perm Hair: Oh shit-

Four Eyes: Sister's back... And she's dragging Kondo-san! Also, Kondo-san is bleeding too much-

Four Eyes has left the Chat

DumbStupidBitch: Oh my Gosh... She's killing us one by one!

Perm Hair: I don't see her in front of the Yorozuya anywhere... Kagura-chan's not in here though...

Perm Hair: Kagura-chan, where are you- Answer kid.

China Girl: How did she know I'm in the playground!? Help-

China Girl has left the Chat

Perm Hair: Now I know why she's a Gorilla. But this time, she's Godzilla now-

DumbStupidBitch: I know right? Gin-kun, if I die first, take my cat with you

DumbStupidBitch: Gin-kun? You there?

Perm Hair: Hello (N/N) - chan, I'm coming for you 😊

DumbStupidBitch: Ah crap-

DumbStupidBitch has left the chat
Perm Hair has left the Chat

Kyuubei:...

Kyuubei: Might as well leave...

Kyuubei has left the chat

So that was Part 01...Idk what i did... Its just that I'm not good at these... Anyways...

Love and Peace y'all-
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