Reqruiting A New Diamond Perfume Member

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Kyuubei has entered the chat
Otae has entered the chat
China Girl has entered the chat
Leader has entered the chat
Leader added Tsukuyo to the chat
Leader added Sarutobi to the chat

Leader: Yo, I heard Otae tried to kill @GorillaNo.2 earlier. Is that true, Monkee Bae?

Leader: Wait a min, Imma change ur nickname Monkee bae-

Leader changed Kyuubei's nickname into Monkee Bae ♥

Leader: Much better 😊

Monkee Bae ♥️: Yes, and I'm used to it. Anyways (Y/N)-San, can you change my nickname?

Leader: Is that so? And Tsukky! Tsukky, yoohoo!

Leader: Talk to me, Tsukky! Tsukky! @Tsukuyo!

Tsukuyo: What do you want, (Y/N)?

Leader: I missed you so much--

Leader: We haven't talk to each other for a while and I'm starting to miss you! 😔

Tsukuyo: I'm sorry, (Y/N). We were meeting about something with Diamond Perfume.

Leader: What the hell is Diamond Perfume?

Leader: Gimme a sec, Imma change all your nicknames-

Leader changed Tsukuyo's nickname into Tsukky
Leader changed Sarutobi's nickname into Four-Eyed Masochist

Leader: Okay, spill the bills-

Four-Eyed Masochist: Isn't it 'spill the beans'?

Leader: Whatever 😒 Anyways, spill the beans Tsukky!

Tsukky: It's a group formed by Otae. The group consists of four members. Otae, Kyuubei, Me and Sarutobi. Recently, we added Kagura.

China Girl: Yo! ✌️

Leader: Yo Kagura, and woo, can I join-

Leader: It's boring anyways- and I got nothing better to to do.

Otae: (Y/N)-Chan, you must confess who you like is.

Leader: The one I like?

Four-Eyed Masochist: Better not my Gin-san!

Leader: Gin-kun's not yours, and nope, we're more like bros or smth.

China Girl: Don't tell me... You like Patsuan?! 😲

Leader: Eck, I don't like Shy virgin Bois-

Leader: And he's 16, he's like two years younger than me.

Otae: You nicknamed Hijikata-San to @MayonnaiseBae♥️. I never knew you have that kind of taste, (Y/N)-Chan.

Four-Eyed Masochist: Yeah! Your taste is more nastier than mine!

Leader: Look who's talking. Otae's secretly in love with her gorilla stalker, and four eyes woman right here's has the hots for a lazy, perm haid. Now tell me, who's got a nastier taste if I like Hijibaka-?

China Girl: Ooohhh! (Y/N)-nii's getting cold!

Monkee Bae ♥️: Apply cold water to the burned area... Am I right?

Tsukky:... Were hear to reqruit them, not to fight. Anyways (Y/N), do you want to be a diamond perfume or not? Don't waste my time, I still got work to do.

Tsukky: Actually, tell me the answer later. I need to help Hinowa with something.

Tsukky has left the chat

Otae: Tsukky-chan's right. From now on, your part of the Diamond Perfume, (Y/N)-Chan!

Four-Eyed Masochist: Hmp. They doesn't just understand that Gin-san is hotter than that Mayonnaise-sucking vice chief!

Leader: Yay- and also, I don't like Hijibaka. I just call him Mayonnaise bae cause he deserves to be called one-

Four-Eyed Masochist: Ooh! Ooh! Gin-san's changing his clothes! Gotta go!

Four-Eyed Masochist has left the chat

China Girl: Gotta tell Gin-chan!

China Girl has left the chat

Leader: Otae, Monkee Bae, wanna go window shopping? Bit boring without the ninjas and the Yato.

Otae: I got nothing better to do. Kyuu-Chan let's go!

Monkee Bae ♥️: If you insist, Let's go, (Y/N)-San.

Leader: Let's go!

Leader has left the chat
Monkee Bae ♥️ has left the chat
Otae has left the chat

Love and Peace y'all-
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