Chatting With The Bakufu Dogs

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Bruh... I was staring at the ceiling last week and then got an idea to make a Gintama textfic since I haven't saw any... So this time it's the Shinsengumi-Enjoy!

DumbStupidBitch has entered the chat
DumbStupidBitch added Hijikata to the group.
DumbStupidBitch added Okita to the group.
DumbStupidBitch added Yamazaki to the group.
Gorilla No. 2 has entered the chat
DumbStupidBitch changed her nickname into Leader

Leader: Bakufu dogs, I welcome you to the kingdom of binches, where we chat and hang out.

Hijikata: Is this one of your pranks again, (L/N)? Don't give me more trouble than I already have.

Leader: Don't be like that, Mayonnaise bae 😔

Okita: Ne, (Y/N)-chan, I didn't know you were into guys who only sucks mayonnaise bottles for a living.

Leader: Nice joke, but you'll hurt Mayonnaise bae's non-existent heart 😔

Hijikata: Oi, I'm not anyone's 'mayonnaise bae' and yes, I have a heart and damnit I don't suck mayonnaise bottles for a living!

Leader: Eh, its been a while since I haven't seen you guys.

Leader: Oh yeah, the nicknames, I almost forgot-

Leader: I know just the nicknames to put hehe 😉

Leader changed Hijikata's nickname to Mayonnaise Bae ♥
Leader changed Okita's nickname to Kagura's bae
Leader changed Yamazaki's nickname into Zaki

Leader: I feel at ease ☺️

Kagura's bae: Change that or you'll be part of my morning rituals with Hijikata-san.

Leader: You have to be at Yamazaki's level to get your name changed.

Leader: Just like Mayo Bae right there, ignoring me.

Kagura's bae: That's it. I'm going to your house.

Kagura's bae has left the chat

Leader: Oh, I think he's jelly because I picked Hijikata instead of him. Welp, gotta explain to him. Bye suckers-

Leader has left the chat

Mayonnaise Bae ♥ : - _ -...

Mayonnaise Bae ♥ : Yamazaki, have you been playing badminton again?!

Zaki: N-no, fukuchou! I'm practicing with taichou right now!

Mayonnaise Bae ♥ : But Kondo-san's here... AND I CAN SEE YOU FROM HERE! OI, GET BACK INSIDE THE SHINSENGUMI!

Mayonnaise Bae ♥ has left the chat

Zaki: W-wait! I can explain, Fukuchou!

Zaki has left the chat

Gorilla No. 2: They all forgot about me...

Gorilla No. 2 has left the chat

Yep, that was a short one. I was busy making the other book, and I was charging my ipad so...

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