RANDOMNESS!!!!!

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Randomness 71

Violet: FREDDY! MANGLE IS BEING MEAAAAAN!

Mangle: Why you calling for Freddy?

Violet: Because he can scare you.

Mangle: You like him!

Violet: No!

Mangle: *Pushes Violet away* Just go date him already.

(I don't like him, I swear!)

Randomness 72

Marionette: Great to be out of the present again!

HEY JJ! CAN YOU WIND DOWN THE MUSIC BOX AGAIN!?

BG/JJ: 40 presents please.

Marionette: WHY 40!?

BG/JJ: Because you owe me 20, and it costs 20.

Marionette: FINE!

*Grabs 40 presents and throws them at JJ*

BG/JJ: Ask BB.

Marionette: BB! CAN YA GO WIND THE MUSIC BOX DOWWWWN!?

BB: Fine. *Winds it down*

Marionette: I'M GONNA GET YA JEREMY!

Back with Jeremy

Jeremy: AWW CRAP! THE MUSIC BOX!

Mike: It's broken. The puppet can kill us at any time now.

Jeremy: Why?

Mike: BECAUSE THE MUSIC BOX GOES OFF RANDOMLY!

Marionette: ITS YO BIRTHDAY!

*Marionette Jumpscare*

Randomness 73

Elsa: (Still in a Freddy Suit)

CAN I FRIGGIN KILL THE NITEGAAAD!?

Foxy: Is Elsa drunk?

Chica: Yup.

Elsa: CAN ANNNAAAA BE IN A SOOT TAAAAAA!?

Freddy: NUH!

Elsa: *Freezes her suit, which also freezes Freddy*

Freddy: WILL YOU STOP THAT!?

Elsa: NUH!

Freddy: *Frozen Facepalm*

Randomness 74

Freddy: I TOLD MANGLE I LUV HERRRR!

Foxy: I didn't ask for you to drink more beer.

Freddy: T-T-T-T-T-TOOOOO BAAAAAAA-AAA--A-A-A-A-AAAAD!

Foxy: He drunk too much. We need a replacement.

SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T DRINK AS MUCH BEER AS YOU FREDDY!

Elsa: (Still in a suit)

*Freezes her suit, which also freezes Freddy*

Randomness 75

Anna: Do you wanna be the nightguard!?

Of course I wanna be the nightgaurd!

And I'll die....

I just want to see Elsa!

*Gets the nightguard job again*

Elsa: DUUUDE! I TOLD YA TO QUIT YO JOB!

Anna: I wanna die so I can see you again!

Elsa: FINEEEE!

*Elsa Jumpscare*

(I am Done.)

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