RANDOMNESS!!!!!!

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Randomness 76

BG: *Giggle*

Mike: STUPID BB.

*Looks in Vent*

Oh its the girl thing.

Jeremy: Don't look into its eyes!

Mike: Why not? It's a plastic robot.

Jeremy: Phone guy said you shouldn't.

Mike: Why- AAAAAAAH MY EYES!

Marionette: ITS YO BIRTHDAY

*Marionette Jumpscare*

Jeremy: That's why.

Randomness 77

Mangle: FOXY! PEOPLE AREN'T READING THIS!

GIVE ME THE SCRIPT

I WILL PUT IT TOGETHER

AND IT WILL BE COOL

Freddy: MANGAAAAAL. FOXEH IIIISS GREATE AT DIREKTIN

Mangle: FOXY! FREDDY IS DRUNK AGAIN!

TURN HIM OFF!

Foxy: QUIET IM LISTENING TO MY TUNES!

Randomness 78

BB: This book is boring now.

BG: DO YOU WANNA BUILD ANIMATRONICS?

COME ON WE'LL GO AND PLAY!

WHY DID KATHRYN QUIT ROBLOX?

ITS SO MUCH FUN.

BB: That's getting out of tu- WAIT!? KAT QUIT ROBLOX!?

CALL THE ROBLOX POLICE!

SHE CAN'T LEAVE!

Randomness 79

Violet: Won't you come out and play with me?

Step by step

Heart to Heart

Left right left

We all fall down

Like Toy Soldiers

Bit by bit

Torn apart

We never win

But the battle wages on

For toy soldiers

(Violet misses her best friend in her human life)

Randomness 80

Chica: Wow, Violet seems so depressed.

Bonnie: I know.

Chica: SERIOUSLY though. She's not even moving.

Bonnie: She must miss her past life.

Chica: She's just sitting at the edge of the stage.

With her head down.

The song she's singing tho...

Randomness 81

BG: BORING! LET'S FOCUS ON THE BOYS FOR ONCE!

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Foxy: So... Freddy got a beer.

All Boys; TRUTH OR DARE

*Foxy Wins*

Gold: Again?

TF: Really?

Freddy: UGGGGHGHHHHHH, WHY CAN III NEVA WIIN!?

Foxy: Gold, truth or dare?

Gold: Um... Truth.

Foxy: Okay.

What girl animatronic do you have a crush on?

Gold: Um... *Blushes*

*Blushes Harder*

*Face is Red*

*Stops Breathing*

*Faces goes blue*

*Collapses*

Bonnie: Eh. I bet it was Violet.

Randomness 82

Violet: *Crying*

Mangle: A joke would cheer her up.

What do you get when you cross best friends with purple man?

DEAD!

Violet: *Stares*

*Keeps Crying*

Bonnie: You suck at jokes.

Mangle: Maybe something cold.

*Pours bucket of ice and water over her head*

Ice bucket challenge!

Violet: *Electrocutes Mangle*

*Keeps Crying*

Mangle: Maybe a present.

YO PUPPET

WE NEED A PRESENT

Marionette: *Races in with 60 presents*

Um... I owed JJ.

*Gives Violet a present and runs away*

Violet: *Opens present*

*Starts crying again*

Mangle: Ugh. She'll be crying forever!

Randomness 83

Foxy: SCRIPT SCRIPT SCRIPT

Mangle: Give Violet some funny parts.

Foxy: *Typing* SCRIPT SCRIPT SCRIPT

Randomness 84

Violet: DUM DUM DIDDLY DUM DUM DUM- *Cracks up laughing*

Mangle: I'm a genius!

*Brofists herself in the head and collapses*

Randomness 85

Violet: Do you wanna *giggles* poop on the nightguard?

Mike: NO!

Violet: Oh Mike! You're there!

Mike: Well, it's night time isn't it?

Violet: It's 8 o'clock. The pizzeria just closed.

Mike: I thought I'd do my job early.

Also, why are you activated?

Violet: I'm always activated.

BG: BORING! LET'S END THIS CHAPTER HERE!

Violet: NO!

Mike: I'm with the plastic thing.

Violet: Fine >.<

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