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Randomness 21

Chica: HEY! MIKE! LET'S WATCH FROZEN!

Mike: No.

Chica: Okay. I'll stand here all night and drain your power.

Mike: I have nothing to put it on!

Chica: PUT IT ON AIDANS PHONE!!!!

Mike: Uhh.... Adians... Phone..... WHO THE HECK IS AIDAN?

Chica: OPEN THE DOOR MIKE!

Mike: No.

Chica: You don't like Frozen?

Mike: I have nothing to put it on!

Chica: You don't want the phone?

Mike: GIVE ME THE PHONE FROM THE WINDOW!

Chica: This window is glass...

Mike: THROW A PIZZA AT IT.

Chica: On it!

-Two hours later-

*Runs*

MIKE I'M BACK!

*Throws pizza at window and breaks it*

Mike: But it's 6 AM.....

Chica: NOW CAN WE WATCH FROZEN?

Mike: FINE. Give me the phone.

Chica: I DON'T HAVE THE PHONE.

Mike: Where did you put it?

Chica: FREDDY HAS IT!

Mike: Can I go now?

Chica: NO! Let me watch Frozen!

(Chica loves Frozen)

Randomness 22

BB: Hello

BG: Hi

Jeremy: *Flashes light and see's BB and BG* OMG THERES FRIGGIN LOVE BIRDS IN THE HALLWAY! MIKE HELP!

Mike: I got this >.<

*Walks into hallway* NOBODY WANTS YOUR BALLOONS. *Takes BB and BG's balloons and ties them to the other balloons*

*Walks back into office* Done. They're struggling to get their balloons now.

-Back with BB and BG-

BG: PUPPET! LITTLE HELP PLEASE!

Marionette: NO! I want to kill the nightguard and you will get in my way!

BB: Why are you out of your box?

Marionette: I want to cheat.

BG: Good luck with that. Your programming stops you from getting into the office unless pop goes the weasel comes on.

Marionette: Yeah, yeah. My programming is NOTHING.

BB: WAIT!!!!

Marionette: What?

BB AND BG: We'll help you!

BB: Jinx!

BG: Under roof.

Marionette: FINE! I'll untie your stupid balloons.

*Unties balloons* Now what do I get?

BB AND BG: *Running*

Marionette: Ugh. I knew it!

BB AND BG: *playing with music box*

Marionette: Why can't I just do it myself?

BG: Try it then. *Crosses arms and closes eyes*

Marionette: *Tries to touch music box but hands keep being pushed away* Okay, help.

BB and BG: *Winds down music box until pop goes the weasel comes on*

-Back with Mike and Jeremy-

Jeremy: Aw crap!

Mike: JEREMY! We're gonna die because you didn't wind up the music box.

-BB laugh-

Mike: Check the vents.

Jeremy: -Checks both vents, left vent has BB and right vent has BG-

THEY'RE BOTH THERE!

Mike: *facepalm*

Marionette: ITS YO BIRTHDAY

*Marionette Jumpscare*

(YAAAAY BB x BG)

Randomness 23

Chica: Hey, what time is it?

Bonnie: Pizza time?

Chica: Bitch you guessed it.

You was wrong.

Bonnie and Freddy: ......

Toy Chica: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!

Freddy: It's actually 12:30

TC and Chica: GOTCHA!

Freddy: Uh.....

TC: It's asdf movie!

Bonnie: Asdf movie?

Chica: *Rolls eyes*

*Turns on asdf movie 8*

Video:

Hey! What time is it!

It's muffin time!

Uh actually its 12:30

Bonnie: Hey, they actually got you for once. Smart one!

TC, Chica, and Bonnie nearly die laughing.

Freddy: I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!

(Freddy owns the place, deal with it)

Randomness 24

Toy Chica: What if we killed the nightguard?

Toy Freddy: ...And we talked about it *tries to hold in laugh* DURING THE DAY!

TB, TF, and TC: *Nearly die laughing*

Toy Bonnie: Hey do you realize our older counterparts actually did that?

TC and TF: *Look at each other awkwardly*

TC: Do you realize that isn't even funny anymore?

TF: Yeaah.....

TB: Imagine if it was actually daytime right now though.

TC: BONNIE!

TF and TC: *Nearly die laughing*

TB: *rolls eyes* How is that funny?

*Awkward silence*

TF and TC: *Nearly die laughing again*

Randomness 25

Mangle: HEY FOXY!

Foxy: Uhh... Yeahh?

Mangle: YOU RUN THIS BOOK. WHY U NO LET ME IN?!

Foxy: What makes you say you're not on the script?

Mangle: Because I'm not. I've read the script a bijillion times. I don't see anything 'Mangle' or 'TFoxy'

Foxy: I'm still writing the script!

Mangle: But you let BB and BG in so early! *Tears up* Why won't you let me in?

Foxy: You're an annoying sister, get back in Kids Cove now.

Mangle: Ugh. Fine!

(Foxy, Mangle is one of my FAVOURITE animatronics. You mess with her and you get your own hook in stuck in your face)

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