Randomness 11
Freddy: *Reading Youtube comments on 'Do you wanna build a pizza'
WAIIIIIIT. CHICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Chica: *Runs in* Yeahh?
Freddy: IS IT YOU THAT DRAWS ON ME EVERY NIGHT WHEN I'M ASLEEP!?!?!?!?
Chica: Uh... No that's Balloon B!tch. He gets revenge every night on you because you made this joke... And I quote....
"Why did Balloon Boy get hit by a car?"
"BECAUSE HE DROPPED HIS BALLONS!"
Freddy: CHICA STOP LYING! IT SAYS IN THIS YOUTUBE COMMENT.
(Freddy has the part highlighted)
Chica's Mind: *knock knock knock knock knock* DO YOU WANNA EAT A PIZZA? OR DRAW ON FREDDY WHILE HE SLEEPS?
Chica: Freddy, you're not drunk again, are you?
Freddy: NO.
Chica: You've forgotten that we're famous around here. THIS IS FANFICTION WORLD BRUH.
Freddy: *Stands up* Uhhhh.... I'm getting really dizzy.... *Deactivates*
Chica: *Rolls eyes* This is what happens when Freddy gets drunk.
(I aint dealing with Drunk Freddeh)
Randomness 12
Marionette: FUUUUDGECAAAAAAAKES!!!!!!!!
Bonnie: Wut?
Marionette: The nightguard wound up the music box.
Bonnie: So... Why does everyone need to know?
Marionette: I WANT TO FUDGING KILL HIM. I WANT TO STUFF HIM FOR ONCE. IF HE WINDS THE MUSIC BOX I'M FORCED TO STAY PUT. IT'S MY ROLE IN THE GAME.
I'M FUDGING USELESS.
Bonnie: *Puts on the second song on music box*
Marionette: BONNIIIEEEEEE! YOU MADE MY DREAM COME TRUEEEE!
Jeremy: Ohhh crap! I swear it was only 25 seconds ago I wound it up! It didn't caution me!
*Marionette Jumpscare*
(I'm boring ik)
Randomness 13
Toy Chica: But first, Let me take a selfie!
*Takes 50 selfies*
LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
(I don't listen to that song)
Randomness 14
Chica: Can we-
Bonnie: On it!
-Two minutes later-
(Bonnie comes in with the most delicious pizza ever)
Chica: I FREAKIN LOVE YOU BONNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(I'm gonna get to 20 on this)
Randomness 15
Foxy: Why isn't this book funny anymore?
Freddy: FOXY, DIS BOOK IS STILL FUNNY IF YOU WATCH THIS CHANNEL.
(Video in media)
*After Video*
Chica: DUDE YOU PUT THAT ON TV!?
Bonnie: *Crossing his arms* I hated that guard.
Foxy: WE WERE HACKED!
Randomness 16
Foxy: Smoke weed everyday *Smokes another cigar*
Chica: DUUUDE. YOU SMOKE NOOO- *Glitches out* -OOW!?
Foxy: Yeah, want some?
Chica: HE- *Glitches out* -ELL YEAAAAH!
Bonnie: DUDE! GIMME SOO- *Glitches out* -OOME 2!
Freddy: HEY GUYS, I GOT AIDANS PHONE!
*Deactivates everyone including himself*
(That's why you don't mess with a phone, stupid bear)
Randomness 17
Foxy: I HAZ A CAMERA!
READY MARIONETTE!?
Marionette: HAL YEA. I'M GUNNA BE FAMOUS IF THIS IS ON YOUR CHANNL!
Foxy: *Turns on Camera*
Marionette: ITS YO BIRTHDAY, B!!!!TCH.
*Marionette Jumpcare breaks the camera and damages Foxy*
Foxy: Ugh. Really?
(Poor Marionette)
Randomness 18
Toy Chica: OLD CHICA IS SO FAT.
*Toy Chica disappears*
Toy Bonnie: I think she just left the stage.
-In Parts and Service Room-
Withered Chica: U CALLIN' ME FAT?
Randomness 19
Freddy: Soo.... Uh.. Tell me when this book will end.
BB: IT WILL NEVAR END!
Freddy: *Facepalm*
Randomness 20
Chica: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Bonnie: I lost my lines.
Freddy: GODDAMNIT BONNIE. YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.
Foxy: Not true. I ruin everything. *Cries*
(I have a headache now)
YOU ARE READING
FNAF Randomness
RandomThis is a story where the characters of FNAF and FNAF 2 act random at night hours, sometimes even during the day. OC's (Copyrighted) - The Puppet (Dark Marionette) - Violet the Bunny - Josh the Husky (Never appears)
