Randomness 6
Bonnie: CHICAAAA DID YOU MURDER THE NIGHTGUARD!?
Everyone in Pizzeria: *Stares at Bonnie*
Bonnie: Uh... Whoops!
Someones mother: THESE ANIMATRONICS ARE MURDERERS. COME ON KIDS.
Freddy: You made everybody hate us, Bonnie! Yes, Chica DID murder the nightguard. But now we're going to be put OUT OF ORDER for the rest of our useless lives!
Bonnie: Sorry! I thought it was night!
Chica: Sorry doesn't cut it! We're out of business now! It's all your fault! *Rips off Bonnies face*
Bonnie: HEY! *Tampers with Chica's and Freddy's face*
Freddy: Great! Now we all look withered. THANKS BONNIE.
-The Next Day-
Employee: So... We're shutting down the pizzeria?
Employee 2: Yeah. We might reopen sometime. We'll have to replace these ugly things.
Employee: Speaking of ugly things, how did they get dirty and uhh.. damage their faces? It's only been one night.
Employee 2: I don't know. Anyway, we gotta speak with the boss about this.
-Employee 1 and 2 leave-
Chica: We're being replaced!?!?!
Freddy: Thanks Bonnie.
Foxy: Hey guys.... What happened to you?
-Bonnie, Freddy, and Chica pounce on Foxy and damage him-
Foxy: OH MAI GAWWWD WHAT THE HELL GOT INTO YOU GUYS!?
(That's the story of the new pizzeria.)
Randomness 7
Chica: Do you wanna build a snowman?
Foxy: *Attacks Chica* I ALREADY COVERED THAT!
(That was short)
Randomness 8
Chica: Do you wanna build a snowman?
It doesn't have to be a snowman....
*Awkward Silence*
HELLO, IS ANYONE IN THERE!?
HELLO, IS ANYONE IN THERE?
Mike: *Opens door and see's Chica* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH *Closes door*
SNOOP DAWG.
Chica: HELLO, IS ANYONE IN THERE!?
HELLO, IS ANYONE IN THERE?
Mike: *Opens door and see's Chica* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH *Closes door*
Chica: Oh you
Oh you
*Lower pitch and faster speed each time*
Oh you
Oh you
Oh you
Mike: *Low pitch* SHE'S SO
Chica: Fa-Fa-Fabulous
(That got weird)
Randomness 9
Toy Chica: Wait, explain again why we have older versions of ourselves in the P&S Room?
Toy Bonnie and Toy Freddy: *Rolls eyes*
WE REPLACED THEM!
(F#ck that)
Randomness 10
Freddy: *On Wattpad*
Okay, I just HATE the people who have such bad grammar in their books. Pro-Pr-Proforcy? BONNIE! WHAT'S PROFORCY!?!?!?!?
Bonnie: IT'S A FREAKING MISPELLING OF PROPHECY, B!TCH
Freddy: Okai, Ima go write my fanfiction called 'Why Freddy is best and the others Suck'
*2 Hours Later*
OII BONNIE! COME HERE
Bonnie: *Runs out* Uhh......
Freddy: GO CONVINCE THE WATTPAD CORPORATION TO GET THE NIGHT SHIFT!
Bonnie: Why???
Freddy: THEY FREAKING SAY MY GRAMMAR SUCKS! I'M GRAMMAR GOD, READ MY CHAPTER.
Bonnie: Okay.... Wunse Upon da timm
*An hour later*
Its dee end of diz chapder naw. Bi!
FREDDY, THAT WAS THE WORST GRAMMAR STORY I'VE EVER READ!
Freddy: I'M GONNA KILL YOU BONNIE!
(I'm done now)
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FNAF Randomness
RandomThis is a story where the characters of FNAF and FNAF 2 act random at night hours, sometimes even during the day. OC's (Copyrighted) - The Puppet (Dark Marionette) - Violet the Bunny - Josh the Husky (Never appears)
