Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
SAVING ME WAS A GRAVE MISTAKE.
I am nothing but a bottomless vat of alcohol, with sadness stirring the mixture with a ladle.
( he tastes like tears )
...how typical
Hermes, why go through the trouble of hiding me away from Hera?
I have no use, Father said so.
All I do is get wine drunk and dance around bonfires with pretty creatures. Some which I can touch and others whisps of smoke. I bathe in luxury and take and take and take until there is nothing but broken glass where I step.
Is this the legacy you wanted to preserve?
As you scale mountains, I stumble across plains and blindly traverse dangerous roads,