Kai Giovanni Pirate Baird O'Connell
Thats our baby's name
( I searched google because y'all recommendations were crazy 😭)
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Y/n POV
"Billie why the hell would you print this on our baby's blanket"
She just shrugged not seeing anything wrong with getting "coochiedeystroyer5 jr " made on our baby's blanket.
"I think it's funny", she spoke up
"Oh well I think it's fucking absurd", I said crossing my arms.
Billie just laughed and continued to feed the baby.
"Well, if we're being honest...", Billie started
Omg here we go again
"He did destroy your coochie but I did first so he's a jr", Billie said proudly like she accomplished something.
I rolled my eyes but couldn't help but laugh at Billie she's such a goof I can't help but love it.
As Billie turned her head back at Kai he spit the baby food back at Billies face with her mouth open.
She sat there shook
"I told you he doesn't like peas you don't listen", I said giggling going to get Billie a paper towel for her face.
I wiped it off her face while laughing and she pouted.
"It tastes nasty babe why do they fed babies this?" Billie asked me.
"Uh j don't know baby but Kai can't eat real food yet so.."
"Bullshit", Billie mumbled.
"What was that?", i asked her.
"Baby that's bullshit we can just put some food in a blender and blend it and feed it to him like that", Billie tried to explain to me.
"Billie that's exactly what a baby food is"
She looked down and blushed in embarrassment .
"Crazy Eilish", i muttered.
"Hey you love my crazy ass though", Billie retorted back.
"Yeah you're right", I told her before leaning in to kiss her.
I heard the baby laugh which made me and Billie pull back and look at him.
He just smiled at me and his mama.
Our little creation, I thought to myself.
Ok so I chose Kai because it means ocean..her oceannnnn eyesssssss I love you guysss and our names are Billies sluts 💗 yeaaaaaaa
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