♡ Turning Tables♡ - Glee Fanfic

Britney/Brittany

"All right, who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?" Mr Shue asks.

"He discovered America." Britney replies making me snicker at how silly she is.

"Close. He did write an iconic chart topper: "Sailing."" Shue adds on.

"I have a bad feeling about this lesson." I mutter.

"Never heard of him, don't want to hear about him." Puck says from beside me.

"Now some people think of the term "Easy Listening" as a bad thing. But I'm going to let this music speak for itself. You guys love Lady Gaga and the Rolling Stones... and you guys are really good about putting it all out there. But really good music can also be controlled, and restrained. It doesn't have to attack an audience, it can let them come to you." Mr Shue says ignoring our complaints.

Finn looks at the sheet music and asks "How could you get caught between the moon and New York City? They're like a hundred miles apart."

"Mr. Shue? If I may. I think I speak for all of us when I say it's not that we don't love the idea of spending a week on this silky smooth Adult Contemporary, it's just that, as teens,this isn't the easiest music for us to relate to. However, there is a burgeoning Facebook campaign that has swelled to over five members.The ardent demand: That this week, at the fall homecoming assembly, the McKinley High School Glee Club performs a number by... Wait for it...Ms. Britney Spears." Kurt speaks up.

"Sorry, Kurt, Kurt, sorry. No, no, no. I don't think she's a very good role model." Mr Shue replies.

"But, Mr. Shue, we kind of grew of up with her." I try to convince him.

"She's literally why I wanted to become a performer."

"I don't want to do Britney." Britt speaks up.

"Why no Britney, Brittany?" I ask.

"Because my name is also Brittany Spears." She tells us.

"What the hell is she talking about?" Mercedes asks confused.

"My middle name is Susan, my last name is Pierce. That makes me Brittany S. Pierce. "Brittany Spierce." I've lived my entire life in Britney Spear's shadow. I will never be as talented or as famous.I hope you'll all respect that I want Glee Club to remain a place where I, Brittany S. Pierce,can escape the torment of Britney Spears."

"Well, there you have it, guys. It's been decided. No Britney. Sorry." Mr Shue says.

"Thanks, Britt. Thanks a lot." Kurt

"Leave Brittany alone." Santana says angrily to kurt.

"Thank you for understanding. It's been a hard road." Britt says as me and Santana rub her back to soothe her.

"Um, can we move on?" Rachel asks.

"Yes. Let's talk about Michael Bolton." Will says.

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The next day Mr Shue had brought Miss Pilsbury's boyfriend who was a hit dentist to the club.

"All right, so here's the deal. You chew this little capsule. Now if there's any plaque you missed, the dye will stick to it and turn your teeth blue." He tells us.

I raise my hand and say "Can I just say that you are the hottest dentist I've ever seen?"

"I get that all the time." He replies

"No, like, seriously, you can totally drill me whenever..." I start but get cut off my Miss Pillsbury.

"Olivia! Okay, let's stay focused."