Yeah no way...

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Narrator's POV:

Weiss patiently waiting out the minute left on her holographic clock displayed from her desk in the classroom of Professor Port, whose dialogue is merely background nonsense as Jaune slides up next to Weiss.

June: So, Weiss, y'know, uh, I-I was thinking after this, maybe we could go grab a bite to eat? (Turns to the teacher for a second, then turns back around.) And, uh um, I-I've got two tickets to that new Spruce Willis movie, if you wanna make the trip to Vale. I hear it's awesome. (Pauses as his words have no effect.) Aaaand maybe after that, we could study together? I mean, you're smart and I'm, uh... Y'know.

Finally, the clock in front of Weiss gives a shrill beep as it changes from 3:59 to 4:00, and she dismisses it with a wave of her hand. The professor is temporarily unaware of the alarm.

Port: (Posing as a towering monster about to attack.) And then I— Oh. (Straightens his stance as the students start to leave.) Timed that one wrong, I guess. Well, the stunning conclusion to this story will have to wait. Until next time!

June: (Watching Weiss as she packs up her Scroll.) Weiss? Did you hear me?

Weiss: (Not even looking at Jaune as she walks away.) No, no, no, yes.

Upon hearing this, Jaune groans and does a faceplant into his desk.

Yang: (As the rest of Team RWBY walks out of class behind him, Yang ruffles Jaune's hair without even looking.) One day.

(Y/N): (grabs her shoulder) Jaune...

Jaune:(gets up to look at (Y/N)) Oh, whats up?

(Y/N): Can you stop being dumb and instead of focusing on Weiss invite Pyrrha on a date...

Jaune: What but she doesn't like-

(Y/N): (pulls him down as she gives him a dead glare) I'm not asking you...I'm telling you to do it, is an order.

Jaune: But what if she says no...

(Y/N):(let's go off Jaune as she starts walking away) Trust me she will say yes...good luck Jaune!

With team RWBY

Ruby: (From her position sitting on the hanging bed) Alright, guys, today's the day! The investigation begins!

(Y/N): What investigation?

Team RWBY jump in surprise as they see (Y/N).

Weiss: How did you even get in here I thought the door was locked?!

(Y/N):(approaches team RWBY) Well it wasn't...sooo can I join the investigation?

Sun: (off-screen) Yeah! I want to join too!(Camera shifts right to a smiling Sun as he hangs upside-down by his tail in their open window. The whole team is taken aback.)

Blake: (surprised and alarmed) Sun!

Yang: How did you get up there?

Sun: Ah, it's easy; I do it all the time.

Weiss: You do what?!

Sun: I climb trees all the time! (Without reacting to Weiss' scowl, he flips into the dorm room.) So, are we finally getting back at that Torchwick guy?

Blake: (stepping forward) We are going to investigate the situation... as a team.

(Y/N): Um...You guys didn't answer my question...

Ruby: Sorry (Y/N), Sun. We don't want to get friends involved if we don't have to.

(Y/N):(to Ruby) Ruby I'm not your friend...I'm your girlfriend. Plus I was not gonna take no for an answer.

Ruby: I-

Sun: Psh! That's dumb! We should always get friends involved! That's why I brought Neptune! (gesturing out the window)

(Y/N): What?

The girls lean out the window on top of one another cartoon-style to see the aforementioned teammate of Sun's standing outside, "cool as can be."

Neptune: Sup?

(Y/N): How did you?

Ruby: How did you even get up here?

Neptune: I have my ways.

The camera pans out to reveal that he is standing on a very thin ledge circling the building under the windows.

Neptune: (nervously) Seriously, though, can I come in? We're like, really high up right now.

(Y/N) shut the window.

(Y/N):(sees everyone looking at her) What?

Ruby: (Y/N).

(Y/N): Ugh, fine but if he starts flirting I will tell Nora to break his legs.

Time skip

Inside the dorm room, the group are standing in a circle as Ruby lays down the new plan.

Ruby: Alright, I'll go with Weiss; Sun, (Y/N) you can go with Blake. (As she pushes Neptune past Weiss.) And Neptune, you can go with Yang since she doesn't have a partner. Everyone good?

Weiss: Actually, Ruby, why don't you go with Yang? After all, she is your sister.

Ruby pushed Neptune, who is stiff as a board, up next to Yang. When she is done pushing him, he rocks back and fourth looking nervous. Yang put her hand on his shoulder to stop him from rocking.

Ruby: But, Weiss, who would go with you, then?

Weiss: Well... I guess (Y/N) could come with me.

Ruby: Hahaha...your funny...(deadpan) yeah no way...

Weiss is obviously less than amused, yet is powerless to stop Ruby from pulling her by the back out the door.

Weiss: (Weiss sticks her arms out fruitlessly trying to get back to (Y/N)) But! But!

(Y/N): Um, What just happened?

Yang: Damn, I've never seen Ruby jealous before.

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