Harry Potter book 2

Second year

*hogwarts express stop at king cross station*
Jacobe: second year of hogwarts hell yeah
Selena: yeah
Pinkie: this our first time at hogwarts too
Jacobe; oh yeah ur going love it
Spike: there probably a rule no gays allowed dash
Rainbow: bigot
Spike: I am not a bigot my eyes were opened and we shouldn't kill baby animals
Twilight: spike you shouldnt be mean tho
Fluttershy: we shouldnt kill baby animals but people need to eat
Jk Rowling and vegan teacher are protesting
Vegan teacher; coming out as vegan is hard
Jk; trans people don't exist
Ben shitrpo walk in with his husband Matt wash walk in
Warlus: daddy can I eat at Starbucks
Matt; no your not queers
Kkk: but we are hungry
Ben: shut up and eat ur Jew food
Vix: eww is that
Jacobe; it is
Applejack; is that Ben and Matt wash
Pinkie: yeah they are mean
Warlus; hi I am Warlus
Scarlett: dude no one wants be ur friend
Warlus: ok *walk away*
Jacobe: hey Warlus
Warlus: yeah
Jacobe: ur parents are retarded *stick middle finger*
Kkk; don't talk to my sister like that
Jacobe; that's a women
The whole group of friends laugh
Pinkie: you suck go away !!!!
Meanwhile in strawberry land
Strawberry; come on guys we are heading to hogwarts
Orange blossom: come on guys let's sing
Ginger snap: we are heading to hogwarts
Strawberry: to learn magic !!
Angel cake: and meet new friend
Honey pie; I am aslo going
Strawberry: honey pie
Huckleberry; shut up honey no one cares
Honey pie: this reminds me of the time I went on a adventure
Peppermint fizz; no one cares !!!
Apple dumplin: yeah no one cares honey
Honey pie: why does everyone hate me
Strawberry; well it's mostly the author
Orange; yeah
Honey pie: I will make him like me
Custard: highly doubt it
The strawberry kids head to hogwarts
Vix: this year going be great I am doing magical creatures
Isabel: I am doing charms ap
Oliver: I am doing flying ap
Marsia: food
Carlos: guy i am doing video chat ap
Everyone: not a thing
Stephine walks in all bruised
Jacobe; yo dude what happened
Stepanine; it's nothing
Selena: no stepahine what happened
Stepahine; I can't say anything
Jacobe: why
Terrance looks at stepahine
Jacobe: hey Terrance mind ur own ducking business!!
Terrance run away
Stepahine: I guess I can explain
Flashback to the summer at the Gavin household.
Stepahine; I am home
Terrance: *push her* no one cares ur home
Allison; my baby home
Stepahine: hey mom
Allison: *push Stephaine and hug Terrance*
Diesel: how was hogwarts
Terrance: I barely passed these stupid owls
Diesel; at least you passed
Stepahine: I— passed
Diesel slaps stepahine across the face
Diesel: I don't give a fuck
Gabby: *gut punches stepanine*
Allison: go to ur room
Stephanie goes to her room as she walking up the stairs
Eric: *push her*
Stepahine falls down the two steps
Eric: get out the way hoe
Stepanine hold back her tears as she runs to her room
End of flashback
Jacobe; omg that's awful
Gumdrop: my summer sucked too
Brian: my summer was great let me tell you guys
Jacobe: dude stepanine is hurt
Selena: here *heals her* sweetie it will be ok
At the Johnson's
Dave: ooh ohh ohh ohh  I love paw patrol
Brian: dad can we actually do something
Liam and Joshua run up to Brian
Liam; today we watch quidditch it was so cool
Joshua: no it wasn't it was boring
Emma: our first year was pretty cool
Catherine: so glad everyone enjoyed it
Flashback to Lucy house
Lucy sits outside of hogwarts waiting for Katrina
Draco: Lucy it's summer time
Lucy: my mom hasn't arrived
Draco: come inside
Flash back to gumdrop summer
Gumdrop arrives
Sara: gumdrop my favourite child !! *hugs them*
Alardan: we love you so much unlike that *startes to yell* crazy unless one
Gundrop: sorry mom
Araldan: go upstairs and talk to ur brother
Gumdrop: I don't think that's smart
Sara: no it is
Hermoine arrives
Hermoine: what's the problem
Sara: this frog is evil
Frog: fuck the police
Hermoine: don't move
Frog: good bye *vanishes*
End of flashbacks
Jacobe: I can't believe you saw frog
Gumdrop: it was crazy
Sabrina: guys the train is coming
*everyone enter the train*
Tyler: oh Jacobe I am in your ap class
Jacobe: this cool
Tyler: yeah I can help you out
Carlos: what's up n-words
Tyler: your dead
Carlos: nope *use a telport spell*
Carlos: ha
Tyler: *telport behind* hello there
Carlos: ahhh
Tyler: *beat him up*
Selena and Jacobe cuddle in there train department
Gumdrop cuddle with Italy doll
Jacobe: actually that's cute
Selena: I still have my badger
Isabel: this year going be different we can finally join quidditch
Jacobe: yup going for seeker
Selena: oh yeah
Gumdrop: that's so cool if you get to be a seeker
Brian: stepanine
Stepahine: yes
Brian: you want go out
Stepahine; yes !!!
Terrance Carlos and Steven walks up
Terrance: look at that the whore at a bf
Jacobe: guys back off
Carlos: video chat
Skyler: Carlos
Carlos; yes sky
Skyler: will you be my bf
Carlos: yes video chat I will
Steven: two retards are getting together oh no
Hassan: when I go up I am going destory India !!!
The new girl gets up
Hassan see her and that song I just died in ur arms tonight plays
Durga get up
Hassan: that's the most beautiful women ever
Jacobe: what's wrong with Hassan
Selena; new student I think
Durga; hi I am Durga
Jacobe: hey
Gumdrop: this is so cool a new student
*The train gets to hogwarts*
*At the ceremony*
Albus: welcome back students to other term at hogwarts
Everyone: yeah
Albus: students who have been placed in a ap programs will be having a new experience with toms of new class and new things around the school now enjoy the feast
Marsia: * sucks it up like Kirby*
Stepahine: marsia you ate my food
Terrance: you don't need food you fat fuck
Brian; shut up asshole
Jacobe: *eat*
Jacobe: night guys
The crew goes to sleep cause Jacobe and everyone has big things tomorrow
The sun rise
5 new kids enter hogwarts
Strawberry: finally here
Honey pie: let's do this
Draco: oh you must be the new teacher
Honey pie: oh yes this remind me what I taught strawberry about friendship
Orange blossom: you didn't teach shit
Angel: yeah
Draco: well kids go meet the other kids
Jacobe; year 2 can't wait
Strawberry gang goes over to
The normals kids
Jacobe: your strawberry shortcake
Scarlett: omg ur like the best !!!
Strawberry; thanks
Applejack: this is nice to see everyone happy
Draco: welcome everyone
Jacobe; what's today schedule
Draco: we are going to learn potions
Jacobe; really nothing cool like petting dragons
Draco: no just normal class
The class goes on like normal
The bell rings and Carlos and retards go to class and the other kids to ron dueling class
Draco; so retards
Carlos: video chat !!!
Draco: Carlos shut up everyone it's time for first day testing. Since almost all of you failed
Carlos: this will be easy
Draco: only person who has too is Carlos
Carlos: that's bs !!
With the normal kids
Jacobe: deuling class I love this class
Ron: welcome disappointments
Jacobe; god I hate you
Ron: Mr.vieito come up I want show you some spells
Jacobe: are you going cry again
Outside of hogwarts
Jk Rowling: trans people don't exist !!!!
Albus: please leave the grounds
Jk Rowling; I will keep protesting against hogwarts
Draco: what's going on
Jk Rowling: death to all non cis people !!!
Draco: Rowling please leave or there will be trouble
At the duelling class
Ron: get up now
Jacobe: let's do this
At the duel platform
Ron: *fire a fire spell*
Jacobe roll out the way
Jacobe: *stufiy*
Ron get launched off the platform
Ron: I am telling Hermoine !!! *run away*
Jacobe: wow that's sad
Ron run into Hermoine room as she gets out of the shower
Hermoine; Ron !!!
Ron throw his clothes off
Ron: let's do it
Ron tries to kiss Hermoine while she is naked
Hermoine screams
Draco run in
Draco: ahhhh ginger pubes!!!
Ron: Hermoine fuck me
Hermoine: I said no
Draco: *stuify*
Ron get knocked out
Auror pick ron up and bring him to a cell
With Carlos
Draco: Carlos name 3 spells you learned last year
Carlos; avada karaba crispo and Inpears
Draco: close enough class leave
Draco: wow all the classes are done what should I do
Draco: maybe I should see my dad
Draco vanishes
Orel: Shapey you got the crack
Shapey: ahhhh
Hermoine: Orel drop it
Orel: *gets high* I can see smell colours
Hermoine; he's high fuck
At the secret room
Terrance: *avada karaba*
Terrance hit a dummy
Steven: it's a good spell
Terrance: I can use on that Brat stepanine
Terrance: not yet
With Draco
At the old people home
Draco: I can't do this
Hermione appears
Draco: Hermione what you doing
Hermoine: oh me and Ron are seeing his mother
Draco: can you come with me to see my dad
Ron: no that's my wife asshole !!!
Hermoine: no I am not
Ron: no !!! *throw a temper tantrum*
Hermoine: Ron ur not 5
Ron: but I am the best !!!!
Hermoine: sorry he's being a brat
Draco and Hermione enter the home
Lucius: what billy you there
Draco: hi dad
Lucius: hi billy what you doing billy with this mudblood
Draco: dad it's not 1800 she has a name
Lucius: billy what you saying !!!
Draco: I wish mom was still here
Lucius: billy she is dead
Draco: Hermoine let's go
Hermoine: stay with ur dad I am going see Ron mom
Lucius; Draco
Draco: yes dad
Lucius: billy !!! I am fucking this new bitch named Polly I don't know her name billy
Draco: you just said my name
Lucius: billy let me show you her
Ron is outisde of the home being a baby
Molly Weasley walks into Lucius room
Draco: No ducking way *laughs*
Lucius: Polly meet my son
Molly: oh Hermoine dear how are you
Hermoine: Ron is going flip shit
Molly: oh dear don't tell Ronald he's will be upset
Lucius: I am happy billy
Draco: this is a surprise
Ron walks in
Hermoine run to the door
Hermoine: kiss me ron
Ron: really
Hermoine looks at Ron and kisses him
Hermoine; *thinks* gross
Molly: Ron baby !!!
Ron; mother ?
Molly: how's my only son doing
Lucius; oh Polly this is your billy
Molly; yes baby
Ron: baby ?? Billy !? Wtf is going on
Molly: sit down sweetie
Ron: what's going on
Molly: well after ur father died I found Lucius and he pound my old parts like I was young again
Ron: does that mean Draco is my uncle
Molly: no son he's ur brother
Hermione; Ronald it's ok
Ron: no *go animate noises*
Ron begins throwing shit across the Room
Draco: *laughs*
Draco rolls on the ground laughing
Ron: I am going kill you
5 people enter the old folks home
Hermoine: one direction ?
Ron: nooooo nooo *throw a temper tantrum*
Harry: I am Harry styles and today we are going sing our sing for molly weasly
Molly: love you Harry
Liam: as you know recently we have all ran a train on her
Niall: yeah I was part of that train
Liam: yeah you were you dirty Whore
Louis: guys stop it
Harry: Louis get ur tight booty over here
Zayn; I sing songs
Ron: *throw the drums* no ur not fucking my mommy !!!
Harry: hey kid stop it
Ron: *attack him* die !!!
Draco: this is great
Hermoine: Ron get off of him
Ron: he's saying he fucked my mom !!!!
Niall: we all did
Ron: shut up you retarded River *go animate noises*
Hermoine: Draco help me
Draco: *fire a spell*
Ron falls asleep
Molly: maybe we keep this our secrets dear
Hermoine: so why all these people
Molly: Arthur is dead I am not getting any younger
Hermoine: let's go
At hogwarts
All the student run down all halls
Draco: what's going on
Jacobe: Terrance is beating up Brian and stepanine
Terrance hits stepanine to near death
Jacobe; *stuify*
Terrance gets sent flying
Brian: *gets up* I am ok he'll
Stepahine
Draco: poppy !!
The nurse begins stepanine to the hospital wing and Brian goes too
Jacobe; is stepahine going be ok
Gumdrop; she looked super hurt
Alexis: hopefully she is ok
To be continue