Harry Potter book 2

Carlos invite epstein island part 1

At hogwarts
Carlos runs into Draco office
Carlos: Draco Draco I got invited to a island everyone is invited to
Draco: it's the middle of the school year
Draco: please
Draco: fine *coughs*
The pa turns on
Draco: attention students we are heading to a school trip so pack ur shit
In the class
Honey pie: welcome to class
Jacobe: just class what subject
Honey pie: this is a English class
Scarlett: sound fun
Honey pie: that remind me of the time I taught monkeys how to write
Jacobe: ok cool
Pinkie: monkeys are so cute just like tigers
Honey: pinkie stop talking
Twilight: she aren't doing anything wrong
Honey; don't you wnat get hit
Jacobe: don't be asshole
Honey; this remind me of the time I hurt my self and the kids helped me
Strawberry: I wished we didn't
Rarity: jacobe
Jacobe: yes
Rarity: do Mexicans exist
Jacobe: oh you should've come to Carlos house
Rarity: no I am too pretty  for that
Draco: let's go everyone let's head to the aieport
The kids head go to the airport
Marsia: can we go visit my family in Ohio
Scarlett: Ohio doesn't exist
Walrus: actully it's a state
Rarity: why do you loook like that
Warlrus: I am pretty
Rarity: yeah and dash isn't gay
Dash; I am tho
Draco: sure we can see ur family
Marsia: yay I want someone
Rarity starts to walk out
Marsia hugs rarity
Rarity: aghhh she hugging me get someone !!
Dash: *runs* I don't want die !!!
Draco: drop her marsia
Marsia: ok
Rarity: she smelled like cheese Ewww *run out*
Pinkie: rarity will be fine
Rarity: I need take a shower she touched me
Draco: everyone we leave in a bit
In the retard class
Draco: everyone we are going out of hogwarts grounds so we need everyone to pair up and behave
Orel: can we smoke crack
Draco: well we are going to Ohio but no
Jonah: what about kid touching ?
Kaden: I want lick a statue in Ohio
Otis; *use phone* I want kick Kaden toes
Draco: since I can't trust you idiots no one will have there phones
Honey pie; I will be ur teacher
Carlos: hey teacher *shit on desk*
Honey pie: why would you do that
Carlos: touch kids
Honey pie: I have a story for that one time I was heading it the ice cream island and someone poop on the road
Skyler: that's cool why should we care
Honey pie; that's very rude
Hassan: hit the towers
Honey pie: yes that Reminds me of the time I witness 911 what a sad day
The class goes silent
Carlos; were you on the plane ?
Honey: oh yes I was. I talked to the nice brown person beside me then he start highjacking the plane. Then I realized we were in nyc and they hit the tower. I survived tho
Terrance: wait you caused 911
Honey: oh heaven no
Jonah: are you Racist honey
Honey pie: oh heaven no
Jonah: you just said the n-word
Honey: oh this reminds me if the time I met Abraham Lincoln and after he freed the slaves he was shot I don't know why
Terrance: yeah he was assassined
Honey: actually no
Jonah: wait what
Honey: oh nevermind yes that's jfk who blow his brains when talking to me
At the airport
Honey; the reminds of the time I flew to a different country
Carlos: honey can you please shut up !!!
Honey: how rude
Draco: everyone ready go
On the plane
Marsia; I texted my uncle ale
Everyone enters the plane and flies to Ohio
On the plane with normals kids
Stepahine goes little and so does Scarlett
Scarlett; papa toys !!
Jacobe: *grab a toy* you can play with it
Pinkie walks over
Pinkie; hewrro
Dash: pinkie come back here
Jacobe: is pinkie a little ?
Rarity: yeah so is Fluttershy
Fluttershy plays with pinkie
Selena: rarity can you make me a dress
Rarity: of course
Applejack: so jacobe have you been to Ohio
Jacobe: no
Dash: *listen to metal* jump !!!
Marsia; I am so excited for Ohio *jump up and down*
The plane begins to shake
Draco flies into the back of the plane
Draco: what was that !!
Ron: that was fucking funny
Draco: what was that
Marsia: I am so excited *keeps jumping*
Jacobe: what the fuck *flies into Scarlett boobs* god what happened *feel around*
Scarlett: jacobe stop
Jacobe: sorry why does the plane keep moving
Pliot: ladies and gentlemen and they/them it seems like we have picked up a god damn blue whale and it's moving the plane
Honey: that's so rude I am going to talk to him
Strawberry: well the pliot going kill themselfs
Honey walks to the cabin
Honey knocks on the door
Co-pliot; yes
Honey:let me speak to the pliot
Pliot: what
Honey: it was rude you treated marsia like that she is a young skinny girl
Pliot: dude ur a fucking horse and ur fucking blind
Honey: that reminds me of a story when I went to monkey watermelon island
Pliot: that's it we are landing in Ohio
Pliot: *shut the door* fuck I hate this
Honey: this reminds me of the time on boogie boogie island
Strawberry: hey honey shut the fuck up
Pinkie: yeah ur really annoying
Stepahine: You a wiaw
Honey: I am not a lair
Scarlett: wiaw
Honey: shut up you little shits !!
Draco: Mrs. Honey !!
Honey: they were being mean
Ron: I guess I am no longer the least favourite teacher
Draco: no you still suck
The plane lands
Jacobe: is that a dick shaped tree
Marsia: yeah it's native to Ohio
Jacobe: it's a penis !!!
Carlos: it's a penis
The kids exit the plane by its door and stairs
Jacobe: this airport doesn't have a terminal !!!
Pinkie; this place is depressiing
Rarity: why are we here we are suppose be on a island
Draco: marsia wanted see family idk why we listened
Rarity: well *grab suitcase* let's go
A 40 year old man walks up to rarity
Old man: hey sweetie cheeks wants some black tar heroin
Rarity: ewww !!! What are you
Old man: my name is dirt
Dash: come on rarity
Rarity runs away
Draco: so I think dirt is the bus driver
Dirt: yup
A bear flies pass them
Scarlett: was that a bear
Dirt: *whistles* let's go
The bus walk over
Draco: I am not getting in a walking bus with a penis Hermione
Hermione: yeah no
Ron: come on this place is cool
A swastika walk by
Steven; that's cool
Terrance; facts
Marsia: *sniff* smell that fresh air
Jacobe and friend smell
Jacobe: god that smells awful what is that
Marisa: fresh air
Jacobe: this is fresh !!!
Stepahinw: there a walking fish
Marisa: hey Brandon
The walking fish named Brandon
Brandon: hey marsia !!
Honey: this reminds me of time I come to Ohio
Strawberry: honey for 5 seconds shut ur mouth 5 second
Angel: she is so annoying
Orange: yeah she is
Ginger snap: yeah shut up honey
The bus drives to a farm
Sugar: is that marisa !!!
Marsia: cousin !!! *hug her*
Ale: I ate 30 homeless people cause I thought they were chicken nuggets
Marsia: hey uncle
Ale: I edge to you at night
Bojack comes out in chains
Bojack: can I please be free
Sugar: shut up horse before I eat you
Bojack: yes master sugar
Sugar: so you want meet the family
Marsia; yeah
Jacobe: no
Durga: I need food
Hassan: yeah
Draco: what you got to eat
Sugar: we have meat
Hassan: I don't eat meat
sugar: it's good for you
Durga: I don't eat beef
The kids begun eating
Jacobe: this is actually decent
Marsia; yeah aunt sugar use horse meat
Everyone began to throw up
Kaden: why !!!
Marsia: *eats*
Jacobe: can we go to a restaurant !!
Draco: yeah let's go
The kids leave and head to a pee out of my butt
Carlos: cool there balls in the soup
Kaden: eww it smells
Rarity: ahhh I hate this please let's leave
Draco: yeah I wnat lwave
Sugar; everyone I am going open this door you ready
A man walks in
The man: welcome to jurassic park!!
The door open
Jacobe: *laughs*
Ale: *eats grass*
Marsia: hey everyone
Cheese is eating grass
Ham is also eating grass
Beef is chasing after hamburger
Greg: omg marsia who's these hot people
Greg: *look at Stephaine* hey sexy
Stephaine: I am only 13
Greg: and
Ham; what's going on marsia you looking skinny and happy
Marsia I know
Selena: is this a zoo !!
River: there so many people
Chicken: hey my name Is Chicken and I am 6 years old
Scarlett: ur name is chicken
Chicken: yeah my name is chicken and my dad is named nugget
Jacobe: what the fuck man
Sugar: yeah it's our family
Jacobe; can we leave
Draco: yeah let's go
The kids head back to the airport
Ale: wait I want say something
Kaden: what ?
Ale: get the 3 of them
Marsia family grabs Kaden Otis and Jonah and drive away
Scarlett: well we tried let's go home
Draco: agreed
Hermione: no we need save them
Carlos: marsia is gone too
Marisa is chasing after the car
Marsia: don't leave me *heavy breathing*
Draco: now we need get these idiots back
Scarlett; why it's not like they do anything
Back at sugar farm
Kaden: what you doing do with us
Sugar: which one of you has a dick
Kaden; no we don't
Sugar: cheese !!!
Cheese: yes big sister
Sugar: did you steal a someone with a penis
Ham: no we didn't
Sugar: you idiot
Ale: yeah we can't keep breeding within the family look our kids are deformed
Coke eye ball falls out
Ale: I edge to sussy bakas
Ham: we kidnapped him
Jonah is also in the cage
Cheese: but it's a black person we don't want ruin our bloodline
Sugar: cheese half of the family is inbred who cares
Cheese: but grandpa fat said we need make sure no black get in our family
Sugar: what's ur name
Jonah: Jonah
With kids
Jacobe: Jonah is gone too
Back at sugar farm
Sugar: alright honey you need breed with our women
Pepsi walks in and bunch of women
Jonah: I don't want this !!!
Pepsi: hey sweet sugar
Pepsi arm falls off
Jonah: help me !!!!
Sugar: wait ham and cheese get these people pregnant
Kaden: please no don't touch me
Ham: my name is ham I give you baby
Otis; take Jonah we don't care about him
Jonah: hey !!
All of a sudden Draco break into
The barn
Draco: alright you inbred carlos looking monster stop it
Sugar: rats *open the cage* ur free
Draco: wait what
Sugar: you caught us
Draco: let them go !!!
Carlos gets a call
Epstein; Carlos where are you
Carlos: Epstein we had to stop in Ohio but we are coming I promise
Epstein: get here or no touching kids
Carlos: understood sir
On Epstein island
Nova: this is so cool
Death eater ; this is kinda cool
Aron; there so many kids !!! Where ur dead ones
Steven; this is mortally wrong
At sugar farm
Sugar: bye marsia !!
The kids run to the plane
Jacobe; I never want be in this place again
The pliot begins flying then to Epstein island
Honey: this remind me of a time where Epstein told me about jannah it's was crazy
Pliot: that's it you stupid horse *walk to the bathroom*
A gunshot is heard
Strawberry: did you pliot just die
Co pliot: ladies and gentlemen a horse just killed the our pliot I will be landing on paradise island
Honey; this remind me of the time I went to ice cream island
Orange: *grab her* knock her out !!!
Hunckle; grab the sleepy spary
Custard: yay she going die
Honey: what's that
Strawberry: time for you to sleep
Honey: that remind me of the time where me and bundy got high using that. Well actually we got knocked out
Angel cake: go to sleep !!! *place on honey face*
Honey; this reminds me of— the time me and bundy—- *pass out*
Jacobe: remind me not to messy with them
Ginger snap: finally I can sleep in peace
The plane begins flying to Epstein island
To be continued