Lola: Steven you going be a great death eater
Jay: now get back to school
Lolo and jay are former death eaters after the second wizard war they return to there house and took care of Steven. Steven was a pure-blood and didn't mind hurt muggles or half bloods or muggle borns
Steven: fine
^Steven return to school*
Carlos: Steven baby why did u leave
Steven: *Crucio* I am not a f slur !!!
Carlos; ahh harder daddy make me squeal like a piggy *cums*
Steven: *walk away* I am going kill my self
Jacobe: I would too
Carlos: I am heading to my little girl hut to get some pussy and leave
Marsia: *licks Carlos cum* my future husband
Jacobe: are u licking cum
Marsia: yes it's Carlos cum
Selena: gross
Vix: I think I am going throw up
Scarlett: marsia is a freak of nature
Stepabine: I want drink bleach
Jacobe: that's weird
Albus: clean up that
Carlos: there child tears u have clean too
Selena: hold me baby
Jacobe: *grab her* *get hard* fuck
Selana: two more years and I can ride that hog
Jacobe: stop doing that
Selena: fine
Jacobe: remember last time you were on your period you almost kill me
Selena: no *flashback*
1 week before this
Jacobe: hey baby *slap her ass*
Selena: mother fucker what did u just do
Jacobe: sorry selana I was trying be seductive
Selena: seduce this *incendio*
Jacobe: ahhhh *dodges*
Jacobe: relax
Selena: did u just tell me to relax *glacius*
Jacobe: holy shit *run*
Selena: *cries*
Scarlett: why would you do that jacobe
Jacobe: I wanted be you know kinky
Scarlett: let's do Selena
Vix: it's ok man suck
Selena: but I love him so much but he doesn't know I am on my period
Scarlett: yeah it's a scary time
*2 hours later still flashback*
Jacobe: Selena
Selena: yes Jacobe
Jacobe: I got you flowers and chocolate
Selana: oh my god I love so much
*flashback over*
Jacobe: see
Selana: it was one time
Jacobe: whatever
Steven: *morsmordre* finally we can rise
*The dark mark get shot in the sky*
Rosa: albus !!!
Albus: what
Olivia: the dark mark
Draco: *look at dark mark on arm* oww
Albus: this is not good
Harry Potter and Hermione enter the castle
Harry: why is the dark mark in the sky
Hermione: wtf
The teachers: we don't know
Harry: Draco
Draco: I stopped being a death eater it's one of the students. My mark is hurting
Hermione: aww my poor pookie
Harry: not the time
*all of the student walk out to see the dark mark
Jacobe: this is not good
Lexie: it's so pretty
Jacobe: the dark mark not pretty
Lexie: I am talking about Draco
As the skull and snake float in the sky. As evil returns
Carlos: it my time to make my return !!
Draco: well it's time
The normal kids enter
Draco: I have two lessons for you and the retards so let's begins
Steven: we don't need learn this
Draco: shut up
Lucy: I am excited to learn about this
Draco: so the dark mark was used during both wizard wars to summon the death eaters.
Emma: *rise hand* question
Draco: yes Emma
Emma: who were the death eaters
Draco: good question death eaters were followers or lord Voldemort this ugly fuck
A picture of Voldemort appears
All the kids scream
Jacobe: we know this
Draco: so death eaters would be summon by this mark
Lucy: so why was the mark on the sky
Draco: well someone summoned it but don't worry hogwarts is the safest school ever
Cj: I highly doubt that
Pj: yeah didn't you almost die in ur year
Draco: no that never happened well let's continue
Stepanine: *rise hand*
Draco: yes
Stepanine: why are death eaters so mean
Draco: they upset at the world cause of there small penises
Jonah: I am a death eater
Kaden; no ur a n-word
Jonah: that's hot when you call me slurs
Lexie: wouldn't that mean ur penis is small
Draco: I will not talk about my penis in front of kids
A mistery member stands outside
Bob: that's right Draco
Draco: I don't like kids go away
Bob: well the other kids in that another class said so
Draco: the retard class
Bob: what
Draco: I mean the special class don't listen to them
Hermione: Bob you can leave
Bobby; let me say bye to my neice
Marsia; hi uncle
Bobby: god ur so fat ur father need stop feeding you
Marsia: I am not fat
Bobby: yes you are
Draco: back to my lesson
Brian: yeah death eater hurt my aunt
Draco: death eater are only here for negative effects. That's why Hermione is part of the death eater hunting group
Hermione: yup we hunt them and take them out
Draco: well that's it for our lesson time go teach the retards
Jacobe: so dark mark is used by the death eaters who follow Voldemort I think that's the first thing you have taught us
Draco: shut up *walks to the next class*
Carlos: video chat
The kids are being loud and stupid
Draco: shut up failures it's time to learn
Terrance: I should be in the another class
Draco: shut up and sit down
Terrance: *pull out wand* make me
Draco: *fire a spell* shut it
Terrance gets turned into A rat
Draco: now does everyone now about the dark mark
Marsia; yeah it's a lunch special at my favourite restaurant
Draco: no you idiot it's not
Orel : its Jesus and crack
Steven : no it's a group of people who killed non wizards and mudbloods
Draco: ok your right but say it without the slur
Steven: no fuck you
Durga: we have a Indian version called the curry eaters
Hassan: look at her she is so cute
Draco: wow Carlos is actually being quiet
Carlos: I am listening
Draco: weird
Catherine: it's the n-word war
Skyler: yeah it is
Jonah: normally I will beat up people for saying the n-word but you two are hot
Draco: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
Shapey: ahhhh
Orel: *hit him with a bat* shut up Shapey
Draco: stop ur going give him brain damage
Orel: Jesus told me
Draco: Jesus didn't tell you shit
Orel: ahhhh
Draco: I am going drink bleach I am going do
It
Hermione: relax Draco
Draco: everyone sit down now
Kaden : *rise hand*
Draco: what
Kaden: when do we say the n-word to kids
Draco: we don't
Kaden: I thought this was the faking BPD con
Draco: no this is a school
Kade: this is
Otis: psyche it's a school dude
Kaden: oh I forgot
Jonah : silly psyche
Marsia: I am hungry
Draco: you just ate 2 minutes ago ur saying this as ur stuffing ur face
Carlos: I am trying learn
Draco: shut up Carlos
Carlos: i want learn !!!
Draco: wait what
Carlos: I want learn about the n-word mark and the n-word wizards
Draco: *take a deep breathe* Draco relax you got this
Draco: death eater were one of the biggest threats to Harry and his friends after the battle of hogwarts the world went back to normal
Steven: yeah it was better with death eaters ruling
Draco: you know what Steven
Steven: what
Draco: detention for a week
Steven: whatever I basically live there
Terrence: *punch Stephaine* slut
Stephaine runs and cries
Terrance: pussy !!!
Jacobe: hey Terrance
Terrance: what
Jacobe punch Terrance in the head
Terrance spit out blood
Terrance: you fucker
Scarlett: get him babe !!!
Selena: beat his ass
Stepabine: go jacobe !!
Brian: I want him be my bestie
Vix: that's taken
Brian: he's so cool
Jacobe: put them up
Terrance: I am going kill you *swings*
Jacobe: *punch him* knock out fucker
Terrance gets knocked fuck out
Stepahine: *kick him* take that
Stepahine begins kick Terrance many times
Scarlett; that's enough steph
Stephaine; I want see him hurt !!
Brian: it's ok steph hes knocked out
Draco: why is Terrence knocked out
Jacobe: I did it
Draco: oh no
Albus: *flips though a book* parents teacher interviews fuck
Draco: everyone gather around
Jacobe: what's up
Draco: today will be the start of parents teacher interviews. Ur parents will talk to me and albus amd how your going
Scarlett: that's means
Jacobe: ur parents aren't going be happy
Scarlett: I am passing with high marks
Jacobe: remember first year parents teacher
Scarlett: yeah
Flashback to parents teacher with Scarlett parents
Albus: so ur kid is doing very well passing all the classes
Sara: is she eating her vegetables
Draco: well this isn't about that it's about school
Ardalan: I want to know if she is eating her vegetables
Albus; sure I guess hogwarts does have a great lunch program
Sara: what's her marks
Draco: they are doing 90s in every class expect charm they have a 89
Sara: ohhhh my god what a disgusting dispointment what the hell
Albus: they are doing super well
Araldan: no they need 90 everything
Draco: well compared to most student who are failing like Carlos they are doing well
Sara: where is she
Scarlett walk in
Scarlett: yes
Sara: I heard you said a bad word
Scarlett: no I didn't
Alardan: oh no just like her sister being a raccoon lover
Draco: what the actual fuck
Sara: let's leave
Scarlett's parents leave
Flashback over
Jacobe; this is going be fun
Albus and Draco get ready for the first parents
Jacobe parents walk in
Draco: well ur son is doing well
Joe: good
Paula: so glad
Albus: anything else
Draco: no ur son is passing all of his classes
Joe: well that's good
Jacobe parents leave and the next batch walks in
Selena parents walk in
Jake: how's my daughter doing
Albus; best marks in the class
Amy: good
Albus: next
All the parents talk to teacher until gets to Scarlett parents
Sara: how is my child doing
Albus: good
Sara: is she not eating
Draco: well she is eating and working out everyday
Araldan: I told the Nazi cheese burger was here
Sara: well the Nazi cheese doesn't exist idiot
The two parents argue
Albus: next
Allison and diesel walk in
Albus: oh no
Allison: how's our perfect child doing
Albus: well stepabine is doing well
Allison: you idiot i am talking about Terrance
Draco: Terrance isn't doing well he's failing two classes he has assaulted a lot of people
Allison: why are you teaching him properly
Albus tries to speak
Diesel: shut up four eyes
Albus: you can't talk to me like that
Diesel: shut the fuck up
Draco: that's not cool
Allison: start teaching our kids before I kill
You
Albus: you threating me
Allison: yes now shut up
Draco: leave
Allison and diesel leave
Brian parents walk in
Cathy: who's Brian doing
Draco: he's doing well
Cathy: sorry but I don't want talk to a death eater
Draco: well I am still a teacher
Dave: Dora !!!
Cathy: not right now Dave
Dave: Dora
Albus; Brian and Emma are doing very well and they will be going to year 3
Dave: Bluey !!!
Cathy: sorry my husband is a child
The two parents leave
Lucy parents enter
Katrina: omg Draco I used think you were so cool now ur a mudblood lover. How's the brat doing
Draco: passing everything
Katrina: I don't believe that bye
Albus: why do the parents suck
Draco: well it's time for the retard class
Albus: oh no
To be Contuine
YOU ARE READING
Harry Potter book 2
FantasyThis is book 2 of the Jacobe and friend go though another year of school with laughs and shocking twisters