Harry Potter book 2

Truth behind the dark mark

Parents teacher interview Contuine starting with Carlos mom: so Draco how's my smart som doing
Draco: haha ur son not smart.
Carlos mom; what are you talking about where is albus
Albus: kill urself bitch
Draco: yeah ur son is failing
Carlos: mommy I am not at my full capacity of intelligence
Carlos mom; so they aren't teaching you
Carlos: no Draco hits me
Draco: fuck you talking about I don't
Carlos mom; hey I am the only one that hits my kid
Draco: I don't hit ur retard of a kid
Carlos: foward !!! *run into the wall*
Draco: he's failing that's it now leave
Carlos mom: bye hoes
Carlos: bye
Draco: leave now next
Skyler parents walk in
Draco: welcome
Pete: hey I am Pete and this is my cheating wife I hate her
Draco: ur child is failing both of them
Pete: yeah there stupid
Brianna: that's ur fault
Pete: you smoked weed while pregnant
Brianna: you bitch
Pete: this is my wife
Brianna: ha ur mad Chris does me better
Pete: *grab her throat* I am going kill you
Brianna: yeah choke me daddy
Draco; I understand why ur kids are retarded
Pete: yeah my last name is Pete
Draco: so ur Pete Pete
Pete: yup my parents did alot of drugs
Albus: hi Pete
Pete: look at that sexy man
Albus: I am Straight please stop
Brianna; he is kinda hot
Draco: leave
Skyler parents leave
Hassan parents walk in
Draco: welcome Hassan parents
Hassan dad: I am father of Hassan has he destroyed India
Albus: no but he's passing every class even tho he's in the retard class
Hassan dad: sorry my wife is coming
Hassan mom: is our child passing
Albus; yes
Hassan: let's leave
The two parents leave as Durga parents enter
Hassan dad: look at this Indians gross
Durga dad: is our daughter passing
Albus: yes
Durga dad: *pull out a gun*
Draco: everyone relax
Hassan dad: India has killed many of my family
Albus: take it outside
Hassan dad: fine
The two parents leave
Draco: how many more *cries*
Albus: almost done
Draco: Bloberta
Bloberta: why I am here
Draco: talk about ur childern
Bloberta: shit they dead
Draco: no
Bloberta: well hurry up a got a my job in 5 as a stripper
Draco: aren't you all god and stuff
Bloberta; I need make money whatever bye
Draco: ok bye
Otis parents walk in
Albus: welcome
Draco: oh no this isn't going be fun
Otis dad:how's my kid doing
Draco; well there sacred of puddles and failing all the classes
Otis dad: that's our boy
Otis dad: have you sold stocks
Albus: no
Otis dad: you should
Otis mom: hi sweetie
Otis: shut up slut
Otis mom: sorry
Otis brother: I am fat and I hate gays
Albus: he's scared of water
Otis dad: ahhh water *run out*
Albus: ur kid is failing too
Kaden; these are  my parents
Draco: where
Kaden dad: I am here where ur brothers
Kaden brothers are making out
Kaden brother 1: god I want ram you
Kaden brother 2: tongue me !!
Albus; aren't you guys brothers
Kaden brother 1: yeah 
Draco: so ur kid is failing
Kaden mom: is this trye
Kaden: yeah
Kaden dad: why are you shit at teaching
Draco: well ur kid aslo scared or a puddle
Kaden dad: ahhh water *run away*
Kaden: are you trying vax our kids
Draco: no
Kaden mom: Facebook said it's against god
Draco: what !!!
Kaden mom: god will strike you down ur gay
Draco: I am not
Kaden mom: god will make you happy
Draco: god isn't real
Kaden mom pulls out her phone and record Draco
Draco: can you get out of my face
Kaden mom: he called me a slur he's being racist
Draco: ur white !!!!
Kaden dad; is that the colour green
Albus: yeah
Kaden dad: ahhhhh *run*
Albus: well tell them ur failing next
One fat and skinny black perosn walks in
Jonah: I am here racko
Draco: it's Draco
Jonah: did you just call me the n-word daddy !!
Jonah dad: he did this school is racist
Jonah mom: we moved here to escape racism and look
Draco: I didn't say anything
Jonah mom: racism
Albus: just leave ur kid is failing
Jonah dad: of course look at him he's ugly
Jonah: thanks dad
Albus; just leave
Jamie Oliver enter
Jamie: how are my children doing
Albus: poppy is doing well the another two are failing
Jamie: I made you some fried rice
Draco: wow food
Gordon: don't eat it
Draco eats the rice
Draco: this is pretty good
Draco begins throwing up everywhere getting all over albus
Albus: it's in my mouth !!!
Gordon: here take this
Draco eats Gordon food
Draco: omg I feel better
Albus: *eats it* wow this is amazing ur the new head chef
River: I am cooking everyone a dish
Draco: no
Albus: all the parents teacher interviews are done
The students are now talking
Jacobe: Carlos is known to hate muggle-born
Carlos: its not me
Jacobe: *break iPad*
Carlos: nooooo my iPad
Draco: *smash his iPad*
Carlos: noooo stop it
Selana: *step on the iPad*
Carlos: i swear I didn't do it
Albus: then who
Carlos: you dumb ass n-word it's Steven
Tyler: *throw a another iPad*
Carlos: my 6 iPad guys there soemthung wong my iPad are being smashed it's Steven I swear him do it
Steven: Carlos shut up you are dumb as a rock
Carlos: my brains don't lie
Jacobe: your English is worse then the Author and that's saying something
Albus: students I am sorry to say but the school we be on temporary close into the Ministry figure it out
Jacobe: my parents are in Albania
Oliver: my parents are in Italy
Vix: my mom is in Thailand
Carlos: you guys can come to my house
Selana: my parents are in Albania with Jacobe Parents too
Albus: well you have to stay with Carlos
Carlos: hell yeah
Steven: I have standards
Marsia: me and my baby can have some alone time
Carlos: we aren't dating Steven my boyfriend
Steven: no
Jacobe: let's head to Carlos house
Carlos mom: welcome to are home
Jacobe: *sniff* it smells like grown man ass I forgot his mom is a muggle
Oliver: *throw up*
Sean: puppy dog
Carlos mom: there ur food kids
Carlos: yummy *eat it*
Selena: *throw up*
Jacobe: do u guys hear screaming
Everyone; yeah
Little girl; help me help me
Carlos: shut up u little shit sorry guys
Back at hogwarts
Draco: why would the dark mark be summoned
Albus: the dark lord is died
Draco: that tefffay kid hasn't arrived
Albus: maybe he's responsible
Harry: he is
Hermione: then we need figure this out
Draco: the Slytherin student named Steven was showing off a dark mark on Halloween
Harry: do u think he did it
Albus: he used The crucio curse on muggle born a lot this year
Draco: he's parents are know death eaters
Ron: sorry guys I am late
Olivia: dad this is important
Lily: hey dad
Harry: hi lily
Rosa: maybe we should do some diving into Steven home life
Harry: ok
At Steven hosue
Ray plays with Jeffery dahmer and Ted bundy toys
Steven: what are you doing
Ray: waiting for you
Lola: *kills a muggle* throw this thing into the trash can
Jay: another one
Lola: well yeah
At hogwarts
Albus: teachers we need talk
Draco: why
Hermione: yeah
Albus: Hogwarts is now going start a daycare
Ron: why would you do that
Albus: and Ron ur in the teacher it's about 20 minutes from the main castle good luck
In the school
Jacobe: I can't believe the day we have had
Kaden push Scarlett
Kaden: move it loser
Jacobe: can you fuck off
Kaden: ewww
Jacobe: Kaden look under you
Kaden: abhhh water !!!
Kaden run away
At hogwarts
Carlos : guys guys guys
Everyone: what
Carlos: heffery Epstein invited to a island
Draco: that's sound nice
Jacobe; yeah this will be fun
To be continue