Harry Potter book 2

Carlos house part 2

At the restaurants
Jacobe: this food looks really good
Selena: *eats* holy shit it's good
Carlos: really
Cj and pj eat too
Cj: this is bomb Carlos
Carlos: i did something right !!!
Tily comes out of the kitchen
Tily: I did something right
Carlo: titty !!!
Tily: my father brought the restaurant from ur mom
Carlos mom is holding 600 grand
Gordon: we are changing the name to Gordon pizza
Carlos: no it's my restaurant
Gordon: shut up you retard it's mine now
Tily: me and dad are going cook here
Jacobe: this should be our new meeting place
Jamie Oliver walks in to the room
Jamie: Gordon I want challenge you
Jacobe: no way
Gordon: let's do it then me and you Oliver
River: we need sous chefs
Gordon; fine tily will be mine and you can have one of ur sons
Poppy: I wnat help Gordon
Jamie; poppy why
Poppy: cause I hate you
Tily: let's do it
Jamie: buddy let's go
River and buddy; we got this !!!
A camera crew walks in
Jacobe; this is going be cool
Gordon: you can't beat me
Jamie: yes I can you suck at cooking
Gordon: hahaha
Jacobe: who's going be the judge
Cameraman: you guys now go now
Judge: ladies and gentleman and non binary folks welcome to iron chef master class hell kitchen nightmares
Jacobe: you just combined a bunch of names together
Judge: shut up and let's start today we have Gordon ramasy and tily ramasy and poppy Oliver
Against Jamie Oliver and he's stupid sons
Jamie: what we making
Judge: appetizer, entrée, dessert 3 dishes in 60 minutes
Gordon: let's go
Jacobe: 3 2 1 cook !!
Gordon team runs
Gordon: grab me beef
Tily: beef Wellington ?
Gordon: yes
Poppy: what do u do
Gordon; *throw a list*
Selena: the fact we are watching this live
Gordon: cut the mushrooms up !!
Carlos: judge can I say something
Judge: sure
Carlos: all little girls watching there free candy outside
Judge: no go away
Carlos: go to the Jamie Oliver kitchen
In the Jamie kitchen
Jamie Oliver; grab the chili jam !!!
River: go it *grabs wet rice* does this work dad
Buddy: I will grab the tofo !!!
Jamie Oliver: wet the rice !!!
Buddy: ok dad !!!
In Gordon side
Gordon: put the garish
Tily: perfect
Cameraman: chefs it's over
Jamie and Gordon bring out there dishes
Jacobe: that's looks good
Scarlett: wait what's that smell
Selena: god it smells like Carlos left nut
Judge; what we have today
Jamie: I have a fried chicken rice
Gordon: beef Wellington
Judge; this smells amazing but the other one smells like shit
The kids eat Gordon dish and Jamie dish
Jacobe; *throw up*
Gordon: what's wrong
Jacobe: this fried rice tastes like smelly sweaty man balls
And Gordon: so it sucks
Jacobe; yeah ur beef is really good
Judge: Jamie you lost
Jamie: no fuck that *throw a chair* I never lose my fried rice is amazing
Jacobe; I think I have food poisoning *throw up*
Jamie: *throw a bowl* my food is good !!! *mri noises*
Buddy: down with the blacks !!! *set the table on fire*
Jamie: *throw a plate* my food is amazing
The cops drag Jamie out of the restaurant
Jamie: my food is good this is ridiculous!!! *throw temper tantrums* ahhhhh
Jacobe: so that happens
Poppy: I am so embarrassed!!!
Carlos mom; let's go back to our house
At Carlos house
Carlos: so you guys you want see the creepy man living in my basement
Everyone: no
Carlos: too fucking bad
Creepy Mexican: hello my name is creepy man
Jacobe: that's ur name
Creepy Mexican: *tries lift Selena dress
Selena: *pull out wand* I will rearrange ur organs
Jacobe; that's my women
Scarlett: mine too
Creepy Mexican: you can't use magic outside of school girly *licks his lips*
Selena: *kick him* fuck off pedo
Creepy Mexican: Carlos u have some fine kids
Carlos: grandpa all the good kids are good
Creepy Mexican: what about tall guy with curl brown hair
Carlos: that's Jacobe
Jacobe: get away from me before I turn ur dick into a blown up eggplant
Creepy Mexican: ok *run*
Scarlett: that guy is hella creepy
Carlos: he's my grandpa
Jacobe: where Draco when you need him
Scarlett: true
Carlos mom: dinner time
Jacobe: finally I am hungry
Carlos mom: dinner is served its dog poop with rice
Carlos: my favourite is there glass sauce
Scarlett : I am not eating that shit literally
Jacobe: I am calling Tommy
Tommy: yea sir
Jacobe: save us
Tommy: on the way sir
Tommy picks up everyone
Jacobe: thank you
Alexandria: big brother
Jacobe: how are u here
Alexandria: Tommy left the car open so I jumped in
Scarlett: that's worse then france making pasta
Vix: yeah there was like hundred holes in the wall
Selena: one had a face
Vix: he was ducking the wall
At the castle
Draco: let's re open the school
Albus: ok
School re opens
At the daycare hogwarts
Jacobe walks in
Jacobe: what's this place
Clare: ur jacobe right ?
Jacobe: yeah who are you
Clare: name is Clare
Lucia: before we go to hogwarts this where u stay
Gabbie; *punch Alexandra* stupid slut
Jacobe: hey what's are you doing
Gabbie: who are you
Jacobe; that's why little sister ur hitting
Gabbie: ohh does gabbie need her big brother
Alexandria; hey leave him alone
Gabbie: *push her*
Jacobe: *push gabbie* don't touch my sister
Gabbie: slaves !!!
Sapphire: coming
Jacobe: Alex you want come to the castle
Kevin: finally I can go to the castle
Jacobe: who are you
Bill: charge
Jacobe:ahhhh ginger
Kevin; *smack bill* stop it
Bill: fine
Jacobe: come on I will show you around
Jacobe and friends head to the front gates
Jacobe: welcome to hogwarts *push the door* it would open
Draco the teleports behind
Draco: what do you think you guys are doing
Kevin: ahhhh *jump* *almost pees*
Jacobe: Draco wtf you sacred us
Draco; the school isn't open right now
Kevin: I guess we can go back to my house for a dinner
Jacobe: let's go guy
Selena: I am down
Scarlett: yeah
Kevin: great I think my mom picked up my little sister
At the daycare
Ron: it's time to leave everyone
Clare: anyone younger then 4 leaves the rest of us stay here
Ron: well fuck
Draco: just making sure everyone is alive wow Ron hasn't killed anybody
Clare: he sucks at caregiving
Alexandria; he give us raw meat for dinner
Draco: of course elfs !!
The elfs being in proper food
Lucia: hell yeah
Draco: Ron go home the night team will deal with it
Ron: I hate you
At the Murphy house
Frank: are you fucking kidding me Sue
Sue: Frank Megan can't stay at a school she is 3 year old and bill and Maureen are only here for the night they are scared
Frank: I wanted be alone for once
The phone begins to ring
Frank: what do you want
Kevin; dad can some friends come over for dinner
Frank: you have friends ?
Sue: Frank !!!
Kevin: yes and I wnat bring them
Brian: this will be fun
Sue: we are coming Kevin
Frank: I am not
Sue drives to Kevin
Jacobe: hi Mrs. Murphy
Sue: that's alot of you hold on *wave wand*
Kevin: let's go guys
Scarlett: Draco says not get in random people cars
Jacobe: Draco aslo talks in his sleep let's go
Flashback to Draco talking into his sleep
Draco: no voldamort that's my no no square stop it stop it !!!
Flashback over
The friends arrive at Murphy house
Susan: Frank clean up here Kevin friends
Kevin: yup
Jacobe: hey
Selena: my name is Selena
Vix: name is Vix that's Lexie
Lexie: that's Sabrina and Kylie
The twins say hi
Frank: wtf Kevin did you pay this people
Sue: Frank !!
Frank: there no way
Kevin: my dad is a giant dildo
Stephanie: we aren't done sir
Frank: ewww ur ugly shut up
Brian: don't talk to my gf like that
Frank: sue do we really need know everyone
Sue: well this is Kevin classmates
Frank: Kevin doesn't belong in the normal class he's in the retarded one with that egg thing
Sue: no he doesn't Frank !!
Frank: or in the daycare with the babies cause he's a big baby
Carlos watches outside
Carlos: you will be mine Megan
Cutie pie: look at Kevin he's hot
Matt: nah that 3 year old is hot
Carlos: hey she is mine
Matt: no she is mine
Carlos: we will fight for the hand of Megan
Frank walks outidde
Frank: who's out here
Matt; no one
Frank: *pull out a gun* hands up !!
Carlos: run !!
Cutie pie: yeah
Frank: *shoot cutie pie*
Matt: *slap frank* I want marry ur daughter
Mattias: I always come back
Frank: I am just going kill u
Frank point blank kills Matthias
Frank: *wave wand* sue would bitch me out
Frank; let's eat
Everyone eats a meal
Meanwhile at the Afton house hold
Elizabeth: lily stop it
Lily: no !!
Evan: *quiet* guys can we.. stop yelling
Micheal wear a foxy mask
Michael: ahhh
Evan: ahhh *run away*
William Afton: I love you Logan
Logan: yeah this is the life
Rose: daddy !!
William: everyone I have gifts
Felix: yay
Jackson: *plays on iPad*
William pulls a out a bag
William: so I have stuffed toys for everyone
(Author note Lily is 2 and Elizabeth is 6 Evan is 3 Michael is 15 Jackson is 2 and the twins are 1 )
William: Michael here
Micheal: is this foxy ?
William: I know how much you love the games
Logan: our these characters based on real murder stories
William: no *thinks* fuck hopefully he doesn't find out
Elizabeth; *grab circus baby* this is mine
Lily: I want it
Evan: *grab golden Freddy*  mine !!!
Jackson: I guess I will take Bonnie
Felix: I will take chica
Rose: Freddy !!
Logan: that's nice of you William
William: I know
At hogwarts
Draco: the school is cleaned
Albus; time for students to return
Draco: yup
Albus: we wouldn't say what it was
Draco: taco Tuesday done by Jamie Oliver
Flashback to taco Tuesday with teachers
Jamie: welcome our guests to taco Tuesday
Ruby; this looks kinda good
Hugo: yeah
Lily: I am ready to eat
The teacher eat all the tacos
Draco: good job Jamie
Ron: Draco my ass hurts
Draco: ok ?
Ron begins to shit all over the floor
Ron: make it stop !!!
Draco: Ron stop shitting
Ruby begins shitting too
Hermione: *throws up*
Draco; I hate this *shits*
Draco slips on Ron shit
Draco: ewww it's in my mouth !!!
To be continued