Y/n Kresnik, a young man who was hired by Nick Fury to cook and clean for the Avengers after he found out how dirty they leave the rooms they all use. However, cooking and cleaning aren't the only things he can do, as he was the second highest ranki...
Fury: "Avengers, I would like you to meet your newest member. Kresnik, get your ass in here."
Entering the room, the Avengers are surprised to see a guy walk in carrying a child on his back like it was nothing.
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Girl: "Hey, Mr Eye-patch! What does a-"
Guy: "ah!" *Shushes her before she could ask, making her pout*
Tony: *quietly* "great, another swear police." *Out loud* "Fury, why the-" *guy covers the girl's ears so she doesn't hear him curse* "-fuck is this guy here?!"
Fury: "Because your lazy-" *covers her ears again* "-asses can't even clean the god-" *covers yet again* "-damn kitchen, Stark!"
Steve: "Wait, he's the person you hired to clean and cook?"
Fury: "Exactly. What's more, he's a capable fighter. Might even be able to stand toe-to-toe with you, Captain."
Steve: "he's that skilled?"
Fury: "truthfully" *takes out your file* "Y/n Kresnik, second highest ranking SHIELD member, record is clean, can cook, clean, takes care of the kid named Elle, and can even shoot someone's head off at distances only rifles can hit with a handgun, while also killing anyone between him and his target easily." *Closes the file* "Only downside is he can't talk. Can only make certain noises or whatever. When he's on missions, I'll give him a special earpiece that sends signals when he presses a button. Those signals will be how he'll communicate. Anyway, that'll be all, Dismissed until further notice."
With that, the team along with Y/n and Elle, who is now asleep on his back, leave, with the two heading for the elevator. Just before he enters, he hears two people running.
Male voice: "Hey, stop that elevator a second!"
You quickly press the button to have the elevator stay open, letting the two people run in.
Guy: *sighs* "Thanks alot. Oh, by the way, names Clint Barton, aka Hawkeye." *Sticks his hand out to you*
You smile before shaking his hand, then turn to his friend.
Clint: "and this lovely person-" *gets hit on his side with her elbow* *sounds like he's in pain* "-ow... is the famous Natasha Romanoff, aka Black Widow."
You shake her hand as well, but before they could say anything else, you hear Elle, who is just starting to wake up.
Elle: *groans, then asks you cutely* "Y/n? I'm hungry..."
You stifle a laugh while Clint laughs out loud and Natasha starts to giggle before the ex Assassin turns to the girl.
Nat: "Hey, how about we head for the kitchen and get something to eat?"
Elle: *tired* "... Ok... Can we invite Rollo too?"
Clint: "Rollo?..."
Just then, the elevator dings, signalling that they are on the floor they picked. Just as the door opens, the four are greeted by... The chubbiest cat they've seen.
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Clint and Nat: "WHAT THE-!?"
Elle: "Rollo?! How'd you get here???"
Rollo: *meows before standing up on four legs*
Elle quickly jumps off your back and runs to him before picking him up and turning to them.
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Elle: "Hehe! Let's get along with the new family, Rollo!"
Rollo: *meows again*
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Sorry, just needed to work on something cute and funny since I'm having a bad day 😑 anyway, this is just a stupid story idea I got out of nowhere today and I figured... Fuck it, right?
Anyway, the romance for this story... It's the same as what I asked on my board or whatever it's called.
