Y/n = Your name
Y/n was sitting with their feet in a muddy swamp that looked like actual shit right with their true love, Shrek.
"Shrek baby~~~" Y/n said. "Yes?" Shrek replied, looking at his phone. " We haven't talk in 57 years, I was wondering how old you are..." Y/n said flustered because they just watched a butterfly commit suicide. "W-Well my dear, I am currently 94, how old are you again?" Shrek questioned, still focused on his phone. "Ahhh I love when you stutter" Y/n wish-peared. "Just shut the fook up and answer the question dumbass." Shrek said, finally looking up from his IPhone 76 X Ultra Magnet the 3rd at Y/n. "Shronky dear, have you forgot to take your medication?" Y/n paniked. Shrek, still looking at Y/n smiled, "My sweet dear..." Shrek touched Y/n's face and continued, "OF COURSE I FUCKING DID YOU STUPID FAT PIG". "O-oh-" Y/n stuttered, before immediately getting thrown across the bedroom, and falling into the secret stash of weed Shrek and Y/n have been smoking lately, as they sit in silence at 3:00AM.
Shrek got up from the pond at threw a tantrum on the floor while Y/n sniffed the floor in anger. Shrek then got up and walked near the closet door, only to pull out...DONKEY!? "D-Donkey bae what are y-you doing here!?" Y/n said, shook. Shrek then proceeded to mwah mwah 👄👄 (Juicy content 😩) with Donkey as Y/n twirked Norman panting put on repeat style. "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT I'VE BEEN HAVING A AFFAIR" Shrek screamed. Y/n was even more shocked then before! THEN, out of nowhere, NICKI STARTED PLAYING!! "We well I have too..." Y/n spoke, ignoring the loud, "STARSHIPS WERE MENT TO FLYYY HANDS UP AND TOUCH THE-". "Whatever, I'm going to see Karen, this is it Y/n." Shrek replied, walking out.
Y/n stood there, looking at the dead butterfly on the floor..."Donkey slut"...
HI THAT'S IT 👹
