"Coke meh~~~"
"OOOHH~~~"
"Lick you hat my~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
"AHHHHH~~~~~~~"
"Low kezs wanna date mre"
"REEEEEE~~~~~~~"
"FOOK MEEEE~"
It was a Friday night, and Shrek and Y/n WERE funkin' .
"That songs kinda like me to you Shrek~" Y/n spoke, flirtatiously.
"colon weary colon" Shrek said.
Y/n started sweeping more but then....
They were crying?
Before Shrek could even ask what was wrong, Y/N PUT THEIR ASS UP ON THE AIR AND DISSAPAERD
The End.