3rd Person
A shatter is heard throughout the room as pieces of glass fall onto the ground. "My husband and his flying saucers" Bill looks up after getting hit on the head with a plate.
"My husband and his indestructible body" Dipper laughs to himself, as Bill goes towards him "Well aren't we a fine pair?"
They smile to each other before Dipper walks away to the fridge, while talking "What do you say to silver dollar pancakes, crispy hash browns, bacon, eggs, freshly squeezed orange juice, and black coffee?"
Bill looks up from the newspaper in his hands and responds, "I say, oh I don't eat food"
Dipper opens the fridge to find it empty "Well, that explains the empty refrigerator" He laughs, closing the fridge after. "Dipper" He hums, "Is there something special about today"
Dipper looks down and grabs his apron "Well, I know the apron is a bit much, but I am doing my best to blend in." He grins.
"No, no, there on the calendar. Someone's drawn a little heart right above today's date" Dipper walks in front of Bill and looks at the calendar "Oh yes the heart." Bill only hums.
"Well, Don't tell me you have forgotten, Bill." Dipper says after awhile of silence, moving away to look at his husband.
"Forgotten? Oh, Dipper, I'm incapable of forgetfulness. I remember everything. That's not an exaggeration. In fact, I'm incapable of exaggeration." Bill responds matter of factly.
"Well, then tell me what's so important about today's date" Dipper responds smugly. Bill stays quiet than responds, "What was the question again?" Dipper looks away from Bill smiling, but he looks back at him after awhile.
"Well, perhaps you have forgotten yourself." The sentence caught Dipper off guard. "Me? Heavens, no. I've been so looking forward to it" he replies.
"As have I. Today, we are celebrating..."
"You bet we are. It's the first time we.."
"Mmm-Hmm"
"...have ever celebrated this occasion before"
"It's a special day!"
"Perhaps an evening..."
"Of great significance"
"To us both!"
"Naturally."
"Obviously."
"Exactly. Well done, us." Bill exhales, "All right. Well, that's me off to work, then." Dipper looks at him then it hits him.
"Oh, don't forget!" Bill looks at him confused "I haven't." Dipper points at his face and Bill looks at himself
"Oh!" Bill chuckles before magically adding a eye to the empty eye socket. "Have a good day, dear!" Dipper waves goodbye but soon gets startled by a knock at the door. He goes to the front door and opens it to find a lady there.
"Oh! Hello, dear. I'm Veronica, your neighbor to the right. My right, not yours. Forgive me for not stopping by sooner to welcome you to the block. My mother-in-law was in town, so I wasn't." Dipper chuckles and let's her in.
"So, what's your name? Where are you from? And most importantly, how's your bridge game, hon?" She continues, "I'm Dipper" Dipper says putting his hand up for a handshake.
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The Legend of BillDip
Fanfic"You have no idea how dangerous you are. You're supposed to be a myth. A being capable of spontaneous creation, and here you are, using it to make breakfast for dinner." • • • • ~Flashbacks~ "You took everything from me." "Ultron doesn't know the d...
