haikyuu one-shot collection

𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚔 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚝, 𝙸𝚠𝚊𝙾𝚒 🌹❤

It's been two years now. Two years in which Oikawa went to the little store down the road to buy milk bread. He did every day. He would normally buy three packages but that day he decided to buy some more. He wanted to rewatch this favourite anime and wasn't sure if he would be able to without enough milk bread.

He was heading to the little convenience store with the madly attractive worker, thinking about how much milk bread he would need.

So I'll probably only be able to watch the first episode today. I'll cry for about 53 minutes, maybe 42 because I've already watched it. I eat one of those milk bread thingies in 1.5 minutes meaning I'll need 28. I'll take 30 though, just in case.

"Hello, Iwa-chan", he greeted the store owner which just rolled his eyes. He didn't like the nick-name but Oikawa was one of his regular customers which bought a lot of milk bread.

Before Oikawa came here for the first time, he only had 5 packages per week but now he had about 50. Milk bread was long-lasting and he knew that Oikawa sometimes ate about 10 a day.

This guy really is addicted. Should I be worried? It surely isn't healthy. On the other hand, he is a grown man like me so he should be fine and in control of this.

Iwaizumi sighed, "how many do you want today". "thirty-six", Oikawa answered making Iwaizumi gasp. "thirty-six? I don't know if I can sell you that much", the smaller said. "I'm just joking, only thirty", Oikawa said, laughing. "That is way too much as well", Iwaizui remarked. "But Iwa-chan, I need them, please", Oikawa whined in response. Iwaizumi already grabbed the packages and handed them over. He knew that Oikawa would wine until he gave him the milk bread and he couldn't do anything about it.

After Oikawa paid and left the store, he opened one package, eating it on his way.

I have enough for later so it'll be fine.

Iwaizumi on the other hand wondered how this person could eat that unhealthy things on a daily basis and still be that skinny, pretty and well built.

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When Oikawa arrived home, he sat on the couch, wrapped in a blanket and started watching the first episode. He started crying before it even began.

The brunette ended up eating all of the milk bread and even plundering his milk-bread stash. That was when his mouth became a little dry. Milk bread always made him thirsty.

His eyes were still swollen and he wasn't really thinking straight. Not that he was straight in the first place but that didn't matter at that moment.

He grabbed the next glass next to him, thinking it was water, and emptied it in one gulp. It turned out to be Vodka and not water. Oikawa didn't notice though. He was still too occupied with crying.

That water didn't taste at all. I need more milkbread to get rid of that weird taste.

Oikawa decided to go back to the convenience store which was a lot harder than he thought it would. When he finally arrived, the store was about to close but he stumbled in before Iwaizumi could close the doors.

"What are you doing here again? You already bought all of my milkbread", Iwaiumi said annoyed. He knew that he had enough milkbread in the back but he didn't want this guy to eat more than he already did.

This can't be healthy.

"Iwa-chann~", Oikawa responded, dragging out the last letters. Iwaizumi immediately realized that something was wrong with Oikawa.

Is he drunk? What is he doing here? Why did he drink that much alcohol?

"Why are you drunk?", Iwaizumi asked making Oikawa gasp in shock. "I did not drink alcohol. I barely drink", he said not very convincing. "Sure. What did you drink then?", Iwaizumi asked. "I only ate milkbread. That's it", Oikawa responded. "I know that Milk bread contains alcohol but it is impossible to get drunk by it. Your body breaks it down faster than you can absorb the alcohol so you must've drunk alcohol in some other form", Iwaizumi stated. "Nerd. But no I didn't. I only drank some water", Oikawa said, clinging to Iwaizumi. "Did it taste weird?", Iwaizumi asked annoyed. He wanted to enjoy his evening and finally eat something instead of taking care of this annoying yet hot customer.