RRB x PPG one-shots

💚Playing matchmaker💚

As the two ran for their lives from the guards, the female looked over to her counterpart and began to laugh. Her green eyes watered up with tears as her giggles echoed throughout the forest.

"Shut up, Butters!" He hissed as he readjusted his cloak. "You're gonna get us caught!"

She wiped her eyes and put her hood on. Ducking behind some nearby berry bushes, the two held their breaths and watched at the palace guards scampered past. Once they were completely out of seeing and hearing range, the girl began to laugh again.

"That was fun! Queen Blossom will never expect the poison in her drink!" She smirked evilly as she removed her black cloak. "And King Brick will be powerless against the bombs placed in the dungeons that are set to go 'boom' at any moment." She adjusted her gloves and boots, then took out her dagger. "But the best part will be when they both die and Townsville becomes a place of sinister evil~"

The male looked at her with his deep green eyes. 'She's insane' he thought and quickly shook his head. 'This is what I get for telling her she could tag along with me and my plot to destroy the kingdom.' He sighed and removed his hood, revealing his dark hair and masculine facial features. "Buttercup-"

"I haven't had this much fun since we got chased by that mob last year!" She clutched her stomach as her laughter began to become painful.

"I'm beginning to think there's something wrong with you..." He muttered and shook his head. "Idiot."

"Hey Butch~ what would you say if I told
you-"

"Seriously? Another fan fiction based upon our friend and her best friend? When will you just accept that Buttercup and Butch are never gonna actually date?" A redhead said as she plopped herself down on her best friends bed. "I mean honestly— WAIT?! WHY AM I GONNA DIE?!" She gasped as she read her name next to poison.

"Because it added a little 'umph' to the story." The blonde smiled.

Blossom frowned, "Bubbles just give up. We can't keep trying to play matchmaker for those two."

Bubbles sighed, "But it's really fun~ I have just a few more ideas!"

Blossom groaned and laid back. "One last attempt, then we call it quits... deal?"

Bubbles frowned, contemplating if this was worth it. She sighed once more then nodded. "Alright, deal. But this has to work."

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"So~ Buttercup! How has your day been?" Blossom asked with way more 'normal' than necessary.

"Well nobody's died today so..." The ravenette shrugged.

"Those are your standards?!" Blossom gasped, totally forgetting the main goal of why she was talking to Buttercup. "I mean honestly!"

"I didn't kill anyone either." Buttercup smiled happily as she took a bite from her burger.

"Well congratulations! What do you want?! A fricking medal?!" Blossom frowned.

"That's actually be pretty nice." Buttercup chuckled.

Blossom groaned, 'when is bubbles getting here?!' She wondered. She couldn't stand another minute with this... this... HER!

Buttercup looked at the time, realizing she was late for something very important. Her eyes widened as she nearly choked on her food. "Crap! I gotta go!" She began to pack up her stuff.

"Where are you going?!" Blossom questioned, now concerned that hers and Bubbles plan might not work.

"I have a soccer meeting with the boys, and I'm already ten minutes late!" She smiled falsely as she rushed out the door.