RRB x PPG one-shots

💚Shower Time Duets💚

Before this starts:

Italics to the left are Buttercup singing

Bold to the right is Butch singing

And Middle italics and bold are both

First time moving into a new apartment... I'm really excited about this. I've heard that people in this place are really nice and quiet and keep to themselves. And that they respect people. So they're not gonna be a jerk to a twenty two year old guy, like myself.

Boy was I Wrong!!!

Day 1:

I was unpacking all day. My neighbor was being really loud and screaming at something. He sounded really angry too.

When I stepped out to get something from my car, these really old ladies would look at me weird and start whispering.

"...Really young..."

"...probably kicked out...."

I didn't catch much, but I wanted to scream at them for assuming stuff.

People sure as hell don't keep to themselves. I've had two people come over and ask if I wanted to take a survey on puppies. Another person even asked if they could pay me for my biggest secret. Fricking looser offered me a hundreds dollars....

....speaking of, what should I buy with my hundreds dollars totally not gained from taking the guy that when I was eight I pushed my best friend (who couldn't swim) into the lake and watched as he drowned. :)

Whatever. Anyways~ I finished putting the stuff from my last box away, and decided to take a shower. I was covered in dust and grime, I looked like Cinderella! Before the whole fairy godmothers bull crap.

As I turned the water on and stepped in, I heard someone singing. It was pretty good too. I was confused as to where the music was coming from. That's when I realized it was from the other side of the wall.

I heard a girl singing along to... NO WAY! IS THAT PANIC AT THE DISCO?!

"Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words,"

Man she has a beautiful voice.

""What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful wedding", says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"And, yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore","

I decide to sing along with her.

"I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality

I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of"

"Well, in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne"

"Oh, well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne, pour the champagne"