⚠Warning⚠ A bit of vulgar language
Zander: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Hailey: Tackle him.
Stacy: Dump him.
Milly: Kick him in the shin.
Luke: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO BEND DOWN.
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Zander: YOU WANNA DIE OR SOMETHING?!
Jake: I mean kinda.
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Zander: Dude we talked about this-
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Hailey: I'll start by placing an "A."
Sean: I'll add to your "A" to make "As."
Milly: I'll add to your "As" to make "Ass."
Zander: I'll add to your "Ass" to make "Stacy is the biggest ass for kissing my boyfriend."
Luke: Zander that's not how you play the game-
Zander: *flips table*
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Daisy: Why is everyone so obsessed over top or bottom? I'd be excited just to have a bunk bed.
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Milly: I'm gonna tell her.
Jake: Don't you fucking dare.
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Zander: Don't go in the living room.
Hailey: Why?
Zander: I saw a spider.
Hailey: Well did you kill it?
Zander: I have two arms and it has eight. It's not fair.
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Luke: What's wrong?
Zander: You haven't said anything to me for 20 minutes.
Luke: We're literally watching a movie.
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Waiter: What would you like to order?
Jake: Can I get a milkshake with two straws?
Hailey: Aw that's so cute Jake-
Jake: ( puts both straws in his mouth ) WATCH HOW FUCKING FAST I CAN DRINK THIS!
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Zander: Do you ever feel bugs on you when there aren't any bugs?
Drew: Those are the ghosts of all the bugs you've killed.
Zander: *shaking*
Jake: Look what you did, you scared the shit out of him.
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Daisy: Are you okay?
Sean: Yeah I'm fine.
Daisy: What does 'fine' mean?
Sean: It means I'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.
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(Completed) The Music Freaks Incorrect Quotes
HumorJust a few funny incorrect quotes featuring RosyClozy's The Music Freaks characters. I know this is a very short book, but I just decided to post this because I forgot I had made these back in March. Enjoy!
