I dedicate this chapter to Miss Heterochina. I love you psychotic girl who kidnaps me <3
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When Peppa awoken she was tied to a chair. Across from her she could see George sipping tea, watching her. "George, where are we?" Peppa asked. "And why are you sipping tea?" "Dear sister," George said in a British accent. "We are in a basement." *cue killing me softly*
"And i like tea now." He told her. "George, we must get out of here!" Peppa shouted at her now very fancy British brother. "But why?" George asked. "The very sexy clown man that kidnapped us is an extremely good host." "HE TIED ME TO A CHAIR!" Peppa screeched. However, George didn't get a chance to respond because right at that moment, the clown man walked in.
Peppa had to admit, he did look fine. The clown man smirked. "Ohh~" he said. "Don't look at me like that~"
"Like what?" Peppa asked. "Like GoNnN~" The clown man responded. "Uhuh okay." Peppa said. "Do you have a name bubbles the clown?" Peppa asked. "Hisoka~" Hisoka said. "His name sounds so fine." Peppa thought.
"I will now sing Hi Ni Moeru Hitomi~" Hisoka said. Suddenly music started playing. "Ayo wtf-" Peppa started. "Akaku~ Akaku~ Akaku~ Moesakaru~" Hisoka sang. He moaned the entire song.
When he finished George clapped. "Get Vectored." He said in his British accent. Peppa questioned her life choices. Would she ever get out?
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I cant believe its not mud - a Peppa Pig x Hisoka fanfiction
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